Have you ever been wandering the toiletries aisle and thought to yourself, “man, razor blades just aren’t expensive enough”? Have no worries. The new Zaffiro Iridium, by Bright Light Ventures, provides sapphire blades and an iridium handle for the close shave only unbounded avarice can buy. Who wants a beard anyway? It’s not like you can do anything cool with them.
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The best part, you ask? It’s available for the low, low price of $100,000. It’s a limited run of 99 units so buy now, wherever opulent hygiene accessories are sold. Good luck finding a shaving cream that this razor would be willing to associate with.
(Via Laughing Squid)
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