Philosoraptor’s 50 Wisest Musings

noooo it means people toast toast.

noooo it means people toast toast.

Is this the real philosoraptor? Way too funny X)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNu1uy4VZsA&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL

I’ve thought that so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’ve thought that so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Philosoraptor philosophising about how magnets work.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8aUthWXb7I&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL

i read all of these at one go and now my logic is distorted forever…

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

No it’s following the formula.

Guns(x) don’t kill(z) people(y), people(y) kill(z) people(y)=(x) don’t/doesn’t (z) (y), (y) (z) (y)Toasters(x) don’t toast(z) toast(y), toast(y) toast[s](z) toast(y)

And there you have it.

toast toastS toast. if the toast is singular, then the verb must conjugate! the formula is flawed!

It’s funny how none of you have considered the fact that you actually toast bread…not toast. Just sayen’.

People/Toasters/Toast toast BREAD :|

toasters toast bread

noone cares

“if camera lenses are round, how come pictures turn out rectangular?”

:D :D :D

Why does it have to be singular? The plural of ‘toast’ can still be ‘toast’, so if multiple pieces of toast are doing the toasting, then ‘toast toast toast’ makes sense. This sticks with the formula too, because of ‘people’ being the plural of ‘person’, its not ‘person kills person’ is it? It’s ‘people kill people’. Plural-verb-plural. ‘Toast toast toast’ follows this formula.
For a Grammar Nazi, you don’t seem too rigorous in your execution of witty, grammatical put downs and corrections.

You guys are all wrong. Toasters toast bread

Nope cause a toaster don’t toast toast

A toaster toast bread

Umm. A toaster toasts bread. 

FAILED GrammarNazi

Toasting is the process of heating bread as to harden it into toast, yes? Then people cannot toast toast. Toasters toast toast. However it can be said that people toast toast by using a toaster as a medium, just as people kill people by using a gun.

He’s more like a wannabe-grammar-fanatic-in-making.

-ThePersonWhoRepliedToThePersonI’mReplyingToHatesFunHatesFun

yes there is another word for synonym it is poecilonym.

is there another word for thesaurus

Toast, unlike people, is not a plural noun in the strict sense.  Instead it’s an innumerable noun, like bread or butter.  Hence, toast toastS toast.

Nooo people toast bread. Why would you toast toast if its already toast? Then it would be burnt toast >_>

You don’t toast toast.
You toast bread.

Toasters dont toast toast, toasters toast bread

and you don’t toast toast, you toast bread!

Obviously if time was frozen it wasn’t frozen for any amount of time. Assuming time could be frozen, no duration actually occurs.  Its completely possible that time stops a lot, and we as being trapped in the space-time continuum cannot perceive that time has indeed stopped, so when time starts up again, we continue to affect our space as we were previously since we cant fathom that anything actually occurred. Duh.

A synonym of synonym is equivalent or 
metonym

if people kill people,and toaster does not toast toast,wont toasters be strong enough to kill people?

there is no synonym for synonym
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stupid post

Mind blown

BTW One story I heard is that Final Fantasy is called Final Fantasy because the coders were broke and scratched together their last money to make their “Final Fantasy” before the company ended up bankrupt. If it is true, then things turned out quite well for them =)

wouldn’t bread have to toast toast?

sorry to says that most of the time… toasters toast bread… into toast.

toast toast, toast toast toast

if “people” is plural, it implies “toast” is plural as well, so “toast” is the correct verb, not “toasts.”

 i toast toast.

When toasters are outlawed only outlaws will have toasters

If 46 refers to a full sentence, does that mean that statement is false?

No.  It means that people toast bread, which becomes toast once the toasting has occurred.

He invented it.

if pinocho said his nose would grow now the world would explode in a flaming inferno

Atoms and particles do not behave in a probabilical way have u heard nothing of unceartanty principle?

God had everything planned out before he created the universe