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Philosoraptor’s 50 Wisest Musings

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1. Philosoraptor on Mordor

2. Philosoraptor on absolutes

3. Philosoraptor on qualia

4. Philosoraptor on judgement

5. Philosoraptor on lenses

6. philosoraptor-common-cold

7. Philosoraptor on communism

8. Philosoraptor on agriculture

9. Philosoraptor on theology

10. Philosoraptor on folksy sayings

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11. Philosoraptor on Biblical studies

12. Philosoraptor on expectations

13. Philosoraptor on Final Fantasy

14. Philosoraptor on Congress

15. Philosoraptor on birds of a feather

16. Philosoraptor on Free Will

17. Philosoraptor on The Game

18. Philosoraptor on genetics

19. Philosoraptor being all meta

20. Philosoraptor on Internets

21. Philosoraptor on knowledge

22. Philosoraptor on The Flintstones

23. Philosoraptor on Marsquakes

24. Philosoraptor on prunes

25. Philosoraptor on Gaga

26. Philosoraptor on the death penalty

27. Philosoraptor on now

28. Philosoraptor on the pen vs. the sword

29. Philosoraptor on careers

30. Philosoraptor on eschatology

31. Philosoraptor on possibilities

32. Philosoraptor on X-Men

33. Philosoraptor on The Matrix

34. Philosoraptor on risks

35. Philosoraptor on robotics

36. Philosoraptor on Harry Potter

37. Philosoraptor on herpetology

38. Philosoraptor on Pinocchio

39. Philosoraptor on innovation

40. Philosoraptor on friendship

41. Philosoraptor on synonymy

42. Philosoraptor on perception

43. Philosoraptor on relativity

44. Philosoraptor on toasters

45. Philosoraptor on nutrition

46. Philosoraptor on logic

47. Philosoraptor on vegetarianism

48. Philosoraptor on certainty

49. Philosoraptor on Mac vs. Windows

50. Philosoraptor on Memes

(all images drawn from Reddit, MemeGenerator, MemeBase, KYM, and various Google image searches)

  • 109

    noooo it means people toast toast.

  • 109

    noooo it means people toast toast.

  • Philosoraptorlive

    Is this the real philosoraptor? Way too funny X)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNu1uy4VZsA&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL

  • denise_chocolate98

    I’ve thought that so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • denise_chocolate98

    I’ve thought that so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Philosoraptorlive

    Philosoraptor philosophising about how magnets work.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8aUthWXb7I&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL

  • Rohan Warkad

    i read all of these at one go and now my logic is distorted forever…

  • Nkjsdncsndjcdn

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

  • ThePersonI’mReplyingToHatesFun

    No it’s following the formula.

    Guns(x) don’t kill(z) people(y), people(y) kill(z) people(y)=(x) don’t/doesn’t (z) (y), (y) (z) (y)Toasters(x) don’t toast(z) toast(y), toast(y) toast[s](z) toast(y)

    And there you have it.

  • GrammarNazi

    toast toastS toast. if the toast is singular, then the verb must conjugate! the formula is flawed!

  • Thesesecretswillkillus

    It’s funny how none of you have considered the fact that you actually toast bread…not toast. Just sayen’.

  • Buzz Killington

    People/Toasters/Toast toast BREAD :|

  • Iexloveyaxei

    toasters toast bread

  • Ff347

    noone cares

  • http://www.facebook.com/softfur Teo Sprock

    “if camera lenses are round, how come pictures turn out rectangular?”

    :D :D :D

  • Shut Up Ass Hole

    Why does it have to be singular? The plural of ‘toast’ can still be ‘toast’, so if multiple pieces of toast are doing the toasting, then ‘toast toast toast’ makes sense. This sticks with the formula too, because of ‘people’ being the plural of ‘person’, its not ‘person kills person’ is it? It’s ‘people kill people’. Plural-verb-plural. ‘Toast toast toast’ follows this formula.
    For a Grammar Nazi, you don’t seem too rigorous in your execution of witty, grammatical put downs and corrections.

  • Toast Expert

    You guys are all wrong. Toasters toast bread

  • Donnreidy2

    Nope cause a toaster don’t toast toast

    A toaster toast bread

  • Scorpion_essence

    Umm. A toaster toasts bread. 

  • Tzenmoroth

    FAILED GrammarNazi

  • ToastersAreTheInBetween

    Toasting is the process of heating bread as to harden it into toast, yes? Then people cannot toast toast. Toasters toast toast. However it can be said that people toast toast by using a toaster as a medium, just as people kill people by using a gun.

  • That Guy

    He’s more like a wannabe-grammar-fanatic-in-making.

    -ThePersonWhoRepliedToThePersonI’mReplyingToHatesFunHatesFun

  • Mark crazeer

    yes there is another word for synonym it is poecilonym.

  • yo momma

    is there another word for thesaurus

  • Politely Submitted

    Toast, unlike people, is not a plural noun in the strict sense.  Instead it’s an innumerable noun, like bread or butter.  Hence, toast toastS toast.

  • NotMICEelf

    Nooo people toast bread. Why would you toast toast if its already toast? Then it would be burnt toast >_>

  • VikingSasquatch

    You don’t toast toast.
    You toast bread.

  • Lygee_9

    Toasters dont toast toast, toasters toast bread

  • Josiahlenton

    and you don’t toast toast, you toast bread!

  • Johnson Brian39825

    Obviously if time was frozen it wasn’t frozen for any amount of time. Assuming time could be frozen, no duration actually occurs.  Its completely possible that time stops a lot, and we as being trapped in the space-time continuum cannot perceive that time has indeed stopped, so when time starts up again, we continue to affect our space as we were previously since we cant fathom that anything actually occurred. Duh.

  • Flabawoogl

    A synonym of synonym is equivalent or 
    metonym

  • Goh-min_feng

    if people kill people,and toaster does not toast toast,wont toasters be strong enough to kill people?

  • Asdfghjkl

    there is no synonym for synonym
    asdfghjkl
    stupid post

  • geekgirl84

    Mind blown

  • fdjkjghgh

    BTW One story I heard is that Final Fantasy is called Final Fantasy because the coders were broke and scratched together their last money to make their “Final Fantasy” before the company ended up bankrupt. If it is true, then things turned out quite well for them =)

  • hmmmm

    wouldn’t bread have to toast toast?

  • Moviedude929

    sorry to says that most of the time… toasters toast bread… into toast.

  • Anonymous

    toast toast, toast toast toast

  • DDay

    if “people” is plural, it implies “toast” is plural as well, so “toast” is the correct verb, not “toasts.”

  • TrueStory

     i toast toast.

  • Anonymous

    When toasters are outlawed only outlaws will have toasters

  • http://www.facebook.com/joel.morgan.71 Joel Morgan

    If 46 refers to a full sentence, does that mean that statement is false?

  • RadiumRose

    No.  It means that people toast bread, which becomes toast once the toasting has occurred.

  • Start

    He invented it.

  • Zippy0723

    if pinocho said his nose would grow now the world would explode in a flaming inferno

  • Snbrehm3

    Atoms and particles do not behave in a probabilical way have u heard nothing of unceartanty principle?

  • Meowzers

    God had everything planned out before he created the universe


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