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Uncategorized Monday, July 16th 2012 at 5:03 pm

7-Eleven Mashed Potato Machine is Horrifying, Strangely Compelling

I can’t lie, I’m not exactly sure what to make of this mashed potato vending machine. On the one hand, I’m not sure how appealing mashed potatoes are when they are delivered in a Slurpeesque fashion; on the other, I do love eating mashed potatoes without all the hassle and stress of making mashed potatoes. These machines can’t be found in every 7-Eleven, but if you manage to find one, the mashed potato dispensing automaton will surely invoke mixed feelings of shame and satisfaction.

The Instant Mashed Potato Machine is produced by Swiss sauce, seasoning, and instant soup company, Maggi. The machines are generally found in 7-Elevens outside the U.S. and are very popular in Singapore. Tecca managed to score an interview with a 7-Eleven higher-up who told them that “each 7-Eleven owner is responsible for requesting such hardware for their specific locations.” Therefore, in theory, even your local 7-Eleven could be getting a mashed potato dispenser!

I’m still just don’t know about this one, folks. Maybe it’s just too close to a mashed potato Slurpee and maybe it’s just the unknown origin of the potatoes in question. I doubt you would open that sucker up to find anything approved by the Idaho Potato Commission. This whole situation also calls the broken Slurpee machine to mind. You know exactly what I mean. You pull the lever expecting a cool slurpable beverage; but instead you get a few turds of melted ice and straight syrup that fires in every direction and stains your shirt. Now take that image and apply it to mashed potatoes and gravy. Still not convinced? Take a look at the video below.

I rest my case.

(via The Huffington Post)

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  • http://rayvellest.com/ Ray Vellest

    Compelling? Who would ever find this compelling? Perhaps after travelling miles crossing a nuclear war devastated city, being without food for weeks, and then stumbling on this machine; then I would agree. Yes, it’s quite compelling.

  • Chaz Antonelli

    Howdy!  I am the guy in the video demonstrating the machine
    whilst my partner records.  I must say that I’m delightfully
    surprised that this two-year-old video went viral!  

    It’s been on several television shows already, and we’re
    getting even more requests for networks to use it!

    For those of you wondering, the Mashed Potatoes really taste
    great — Maggi is a German company (not unlike Betty Crocker
    in the United States) that manufacturers “instant” food
    stuff, like powdered gravies, mashed potato flakes, curry
    sauce and more.  The quality is spot on.  It tastes a bit
    better than KFC mashed potatoes and has the same consistency
    (although the video makes it appear to be a liquid, it’s not
    after a few moments).

    I for one would LOVE to see these machines come to the
    United States (and more importantly, New York City), as they
    are a much healthier snack than a slurpee or fried food.

    I also have a “blooper reel” on youtube, as when we tried to
    record this video, the first machines were not working
    properly…  Enjoy!

  • A Pony Over Some Rainbows

    No offense whatsoever. But maggi is pretty famous for its MSG. Which i feel is a nid for health concern…