900 Pound iPod Dock Drops the Heaviest of Bass

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The biggest problem with tech these days is that everything is getting smaller. That is why I strongly approve of Behringer and their new iNuke iPod dock announced at CES 2012. This baby weighs 900 pounds, requires a double door to even get into a house, and is too big to even function as a desk or table or something. It’s so big that it is severely inconvenient and practically useless for the average person; exactly how I like my speakers. Needless to say, the bass this bad boy drops could probably kill you, but that’s part of the fun. Behringer has miraculously gotten a few pre-orders for the insane device, and I say more power to them. Apple, I’m looking at you for a giant iPhone. I want to be able to hollow it out and live inside.

(via Macworld)

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