Alien Chopsticks Not for the Weak of Stomach

The first rule of merchandising is “make all the things,” or at least, it might as well be if Alien chopsticks exists. They do. Ostensibly marketed to rabid fans of the film who want to think about it while eating sushi or other Asian-style foodstuffs, these Alien chopsticks may not be for everyone. Me, for example. They are not for me. That being said, there is something awesome about the fact that they exist, despite the fact that I would never want to use them, or even look at them for very long. If you’d like to do the latter, check out some close ups after the jump and then make fun of me for being squeamish.

You want to buy a pair? Only $10 here.

(via Obvious Winner)

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