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Artificial Meat Made From Human Poop

Japanese researcher Mitsyuki Ikeda has accomplished what we’ve all dreamed of doing: He has extracted protein from human fecal matter and turned it into edible, artificial meat. Yep, that burger pictured above is a human poopburger. A noble intention, Ikeda went down this road in order to be resourceful by recycling poop, which in theory, would actually help create food for the less fortunate — although one may say anyone who has to eat a poopburger is pretty unfortunate.

Currently, the poopburgers are quite expensive, costing around ten to twenty times the price of regular meat, because each burger has to factor in the price of Ikeda’s research. As delectable as “poopburger” sounds, Ikeda calls the poop extract “sewage mud,” which only sounds slightly better. Head on past the break to see a short video segment featuring Ikeda and his poopburger.

(Inhabitat via Gizmodo)

  • seascones

    …I don’t even

  • refenestration!

    There once was a scientist man

    Who did some research in Japan.
    He made up some food
    Out of something quite rude.
    If you tell him to eat shit, he can.

  • Nazhiker

    no!

  • crapburguer

    holy s…. , i just .. damn … 

  • http://www.thechildhealthsite.com/clickToGive/home.faces?siteId=1 Edcedc8

    this has to be another parody.
    google ‘reburger yes men’.

  • Anonymous

    *pukes*

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001024198090 Scott Mccormick

    Soylent brown.Slightly less palatable than the original.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jonathan-Reyes/1590322425 Jonathan Reyes

    fake

  • http://twitter.com/DeepakChopa DeepakChopa

    urine to water actually has practical purposes…whoever funded this research should be fired. what a waste of time and money. not only is it more expensive than beef…it is totally disgusting. http://ddp.net/jab

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/QXHUG6B22T6CKA3CRQ4EG3UOCM Laurence

    The biggest advance since the Number 2 pencil.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Cody-Hill/1682948195 Cody Hill

    im not surprised it came from japan

  • Pooopla

    With or without corn or peanuts ?

  • Anonymous

    tinyurl.com/24n4nqb

  • Yoye Yeyo

    me either 

  • http://www.facebook.com/same.tham Same Tham

    i laugh at 1:34.

  • http://www.facebook.com/same.tham Same Tham

    i laugh at 1:34.

  • neb

    Why the surprise? McDonalds have been selling this for years…

  • poppy

    Talk about a shit sandwich!


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