Posts by Dan Fogarty

The Walking Dead Is The Worst Show Ever That I Can’t Stop Watching

by Dan Fogarty | 6:13 pm, March 11th

Every Sunday night at 9:00 PM I turn on AMC. From 9:01 PM to 9:03 PM, I watch the opening scene of The Walking Dead. It’s usually fantastic.

The producers know they have a tight window in which to film a scene and start the opening credits. The producers also know that they have to hook you at this point, so they give you what you came for: Zombies. Brains. People in cars stabbing zombies in the eye with screwdrivers because zombies want their brains.

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This Video Does Not Need Any More Gary Busey

by Dan Fogarty | 3:49 pm, August 18th

Vitamin Water has launched a new ad campaign starring Gary Busey as a fantasy football lawyer. Technically, he’s a crazy fantasy football lawyer, but I figured you knew that “crazy” was a prerequisite to anything Gary Busey does.

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A New Way To Geek Out Over March Madness

by Dan Fogarty | 6:11 pm, March 3rd

The NCAA men’s basketball tournament is already kind of geeky. In much the same way that fantasy football affords football fans the ability to pour over quarterback ratings and yards after catch, March Madness is a joyous time for college basketball fans to nerd out over a team’s quality wins and RPI.

In preparation for this year’s tournament, the NCAA, in collaboration with Thought Equity Motion, has unleashed NCAA Vault on an unsuspecting population of procrastinating office workers and college students. According to Playbook, the service “contains full, commercial-free footage of 150 tournament games from the past decade — every Sweet 16 game on to the championship from 2000 through last year.”

But that’s not the coolest part:

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A Beginner's Guide to Diablo III's Lore

Twelve years later, the third installment in the famous hack-and-slash franchise has finally released. Though the franchise is largely known for an inordinate amount of hacking and slashing, there's actually quite a bit of complex lore backing it up. Luckily for you, we have it summed up right here. Take a gander.

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Rollin Bishop Easily the strangest thing I've seen this weekend. http://t.co/AW7UGSQJ
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Max I really sandals.
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Max Despite having an invitation from Cuba, I will be unable to attend "Battleship" in LA tonight.
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Eric Limer Cure for boredom: Start enough pet projects that you're procrastinating literally all the time. Suddenly, everything is fascinating!
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Max (exasperated horse noise)
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Eric Limer bacon cheddar croutons
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Eric Limer [picture of a fishbowl filled with keys from various styles of keyboards] Title: Key Party.
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Eric Limer Arby's: It's Good Feud Food for Shrewd Dudes with Crude 'Tudes.
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Eric Limer Arby's: It's Good, Lewd Food.
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Max I'm ready to meet the celestial moth. I'm ready to hang out.
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James Plafke More like Kid Dickarus amirite?
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Eric Limer I'm still in love with the Jet Set Radio soundtrack, and a lot of that strikes me as sort of proto-dubstep.
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James Plafke Guy working out in sunglasses is super cool.
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James Plafke I find that when I put something on a reminders list, I won't remember about it. But if I don't put it on a list, I'll remember forever.
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Eric Limer "What do I do? Oh, I'm a herpderpetologist."
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Max Wanna count some snakes? http://t.co/bYbKwiTd
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Max My new Homealone-inspired art-rock band "30 Seconds to Marv"
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Eric Limer Sometimes I feel like an adult. Then I put on my pinstripe Vans shorts and that feeling goes away.
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Max Struck me how weird it is that I thought "better adjust my alarm clock" and reached for my phone.
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Eric Limer I always forget you can upload pictures through Twitter and use Imgur instead; I'm a Redditor at heart, I guess.
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