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Nerdcore Metal Band Has Questionable Understanding of Arthurian Myth, A Really Bad Music Video

Everybody likes a good medieval themed music video by an amateur metal band that managed to scrape together enough cash to blow on a wide variety of mediocre costumes and middling special effects, right? Of course they do, which is why “The King That Never Was” by Alternate Reality is perfect for you, me, and everyone else in the world. If you’re familiar with Authurian legend, prepare to be offended. If you aren’t, try not to remember any of this. Actually that second one goes for everyone.

Oh and if you’re a fan of metal, just pretend it’s a joke. I mean, it pretty much is.

Here’s a brief list of some of the things I love about this music video.

  • The lead singer can’t stand up straight, apparently, and makes a great case for holding-something-to-avoid-looking-like-an-idiot.
  • “A kingdom of Met-tal” and “Re-al-it-tee”
  • “Extol the virtue of the IIIIIIrish!”

There’s more, but I’ll leave some for you guys.

(via The NewReview)

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  • Pazuzu

    Looks Like the begining of a bad porno movie

  • Enthusiast

    I don’t find this too much more ridiculous than current rap videos or most metal songs from the 80s… I mean, have you LISTENED to anything from Megadeth?  It’s all about production quality, and Megadeth had a better producer than these guys… and, you know, were less dorky-looking.

  • http://Geekosystem.com Eric Limer

    At least a porno would have, you know, porn in it. 


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