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A Thousand Times Yes

The Incomparable Beauty of Bacon Roses

by Max Eddy | 12:00 pm, April 17th, 2011

You, like millions of humans, probably woke up this morning bereft of edible roses made of bacon. You may not have even realized the bacon rose-shaped hole in your life, until this moment.

Thanks to kaptaink_cg at Instructables, now you can finally partake of these beautiful bacon trifles. Making these pork flowers seems surprisingly easy, requiring only minor modification of a muffin tin, and some cheap plastic flower stems. The simplicity of the instructions is almost poetic, when compared to the complex beauty of (bacon) roses.

(Instructables via BuzzFeed)

  • http://www.thechildhealthsite.com/clickToGive/home.faces?siteId=1 Edcedc8

    the great thing about this annoying ‘derp derp bacon’ cliche is that the dweebs who eat bacon ‘ironically’ will die of heart failure and only smart people will survive.

  • Pplwvsxtgl

    Actually, the smart people will die too, because everyone dies. They just get to live a little bit longer without ever indulging in anything..

  • http://www.thechildhealthsite.com/clickToGive/home.faces?siteId=1 Edcedc8

    that’s what I mean. maybe when I’m 60 [if I make it to 60] there baconzombiepirate people will be gone, and the internet, or its equivalent, will be less of a place where people can virtually belch the same words to each other instead of communicating.
    then again, maybe if youtube made it so that you had to hear your comment before you could post it, that would help too.

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/ZKWDUUGBE65MVDOPQ7EQ3HD4QM slander

    In other words, the future is more judgmental and pretentious… got it.

  • Nobody247

    Say it with Bacon, say it with Love ! Gonna make these for my next anniversery !

  • http://www.thechildhealthsite.com/clickToGive/home.faces?siteId=1 Edcedc8

    no, the future is less pretentious.
    “pretence US, pretense [prɪˈtɛns]
    n
    1. the act of pretending
    2. a false display; affectation
    3. a claim, esp a false one, to a right, title, or distinction
    4. make-believe or feigning
    5. a false claim or allegation; pretext
    6. a less common word for pretension”

    baconzombiepirate losers are pretentious.
    also, you seem to have gotten a lot of ‘likes’ which means baconzombiepiratelosers are more judgemental.

    you fail, you lose. good day.

  • Modulor

    prewritten sentences like ‘you fail at life’? unconstructive complaints are not an effective method of communication when you are trying to get a point across, and people won’t take you seriously.

  • Purple Monkey Dishwasher

    mmmmmm Bacon

  • BaconPirateZombieVomitMachine

    ‘you fail, at life’

    That’s some pretty original vomit right there. Did ya come up with that all on your own?

  • http://www.thechildhealthsite.com/clickToGive/home.faces?siteId=1 Edcedc8

    yes I did.

  • http://www.thechildhealthsite.com/clickToGive/home.faces?siteId=1 Edcedc8

    I’m not trying to get a point across. I don’t give a shit if dumb people disagree with me.

  • Wouldn’t you like to know?

    So, you criticize those who like bacon, and then you like Nobody247′s comment about making these for his anniversary.. Cause that’s not hypocritical at all. In your own words, Sir, “you fail, at life” Have a good day.

  • http://www.thechildhealthsite.com/clickToGive/home.faces?siteId=1 Edcedc8

    I’m happy he is having an anniversary.
    fellate me.

  • Danielc1050

    I hope othyers appreciate you and find you as interesting as you seem to think you are. Pick a real battle, I’m pretty sure bacon will never deserve your valuable time. 

  • Dr_packets

    I really never comment but….
    pre·ten·tious
    Adjective:Attempting to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed.
    If you’re dictionary quoting, please quote the right one.

  • TheGirlYouWantButCantHave

    Bacons not the worse thing you can eat… its better for you than fried chicken and fast food.


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