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Uncategorized Thursday, June 28th 2012 at 1:10 pm

Who’s More of a Man? You or Your Bearded Beer?

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Some of us just aren’t blessed with beautiful, flowing facial hair; this is just a simple fact. Many of us are getting tired of being mocked and ridiculed by lumberjacks and dwarves for our lack of beards, but, Etsy user armsandink has devised a brilliant solution to fortify our manhood: The Can Beard Cozy!

The idea behind the Can Beard Cozy is quite simple. Can’t grow your own beard? Simply fasten one to your beer can! Armsandink assures us on the Etsy page that “no beards were harmed in the making of this product.” The Can Beard Cozy won the first place title at the 2012 PBR Craft Show and is currently available for pre-order for $6.50 right here. What a deal! The restoration of your manliness for only $6.50!

(Etsy via Bit Rebels)

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  • Dr Coene

    Pabst Blue Ribbon is piss water.

    Dale’s Pale Ale, Guinness, Samuel Smiths, those are good beers.

  • Clemson128

    Dude it won the Blue Ribon, it’s hardly piss

  • Anonymous

    PBR was a big beer in the mid-70s, ranking right up there with Bud, Miller, and Heileman’s, only to be KO’d by the one-two punch on being outmarketed by breweries like Anheuser, Coors, and Miller and by being continually dissed by beer snobs like Dr. Coene, who couldn’t accept a mass-market beer that was never intended to be more than a cold refreshing drink on a hot summer day.