Beardlands: The Many Paths From Bearded to Clean-Shaven

by James Plafke | 10:59 am, November 10th, 2011

Kerry Thomas, otherwise known as reddit user BovingdonBug, created a fun map that shows the many paths a man can take from being bearded to the clean-shaven. The little icons are humorously cabin themed, as they sit in the beard forest, with the starting bearded head dubbed “the untamed wilds,” a sentiment anyone who can grow a full beard in less than a week has experienced. Head on past the jump for the larger map.

(Kerry Thomas via reddit)

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