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Uncategorized Friday, September 2nd 2011 at 2:51 pm

Researchers Harvest Beetle’s Wing Energy to Power the Mind Control Chip in Its Brain

As you may or may not have been aware, DARPA and other organizations have been trying to make small aircraft that are modeled on insects. The problem they ran into, however, was that these little aircraft needed something to power their wings, and the weight of a power source was prohibitive. Did they give up? No. Instead, they gave real beetles mind control implants that allowed them to be remotely controlled. The problem they ran into there was that the mind control implants needed to be powered and batteries were still problematic. Of course, the next logical step researchers in Michigan took was to fit the beetles with piezoelectronics on their wings so that they power their own mind control implants through flight. Yes. This is a thing that is happening.

If you aren’t familiar, piezoelectronics allow pressure to be converted into electricity. Remember those light-up shoes? The same technology could also be used to create laptops that charge by typing, or mind controlled beetles that perpetuate their enslavement with every flap of their wings, for example.

If all this didn’t sound sci-fi enough as it is, there is one more twist. At the moment, the researchers are affixing piezoelectric mechanisms to the beetles wings, which is providing a decent amount of energy. Where they think the future really is, however, is building the mechanisms directly into the beetle’s wings, which could increase the power output by an order of magnitude. Also, it would mean there are crazy cyborg beetles out there. It’s a toss up on how you should feel about that second part.

The potential applications for such beetles are myriad. When you inevitably connect a camera to one of these babies, you have one of the most efficient, tiniest, most maneuverable aircraft you could ever ask for. These cyborg beetles could be incredibly useful for search and rescue missions, military reconnaissance, and general exploration. While you’d be inclined to think that the big advantage to these is that they would be expendable, that probably isn’t necessarily the case. The cost of the electronics and the process of retrofitting them with all kinds of cyborg gear is probably expensive enough that you don’t want to be flying them into walls, so don’t expect to find them at your local hobby shop next to the RC helicopters any time soon. Still, remote controlled cyborg insects. I have never been so not-terrified-and-disgusted-by-the-thought-of-beetles-ew-gross.

(via Popular Science)

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  • Anonymous

    This is how they get us, with the next hypo-shot into our own bodies and there we lay, controlled, docile and ready to do “their” biding.

  • Anonymous

    How long before they plug it into people – or have they already done so?

  • Iceberg

    We’ve been controlled for decades. Think about it, millions of people actually celebrating their inslavement to corporations on Monday. Labor Day = Debt Slave Day

  • GoNuclear

    Exactly!  To expand upon that tho … the mechanism for that enslavement is Social Security.  That is what creates the nexus to the system whereby you are made liable for FICA, federal income tax, state income tax, local income tax, medicare, and pretty soon Obamacare.  SSN use is 100% voluntary by law and yet enforced at a virtual 100% by corporate Amerika via policies based upon ignorance, fear, and a few bad actors.  It is thru income tax that the burden of a debt based monetary system is placed on the backs of the American worker, and, again, your “voluntary” use of your socialist slavestate number that allows this.

    Pete

  • James Eldridge

    With everything we have to look forward to with our out of control government leaders, I would rather be invaded from Outer Space. At least that might mean that they too would have to run for cover. That is unless it is going to be them organizing the invasion. Oh crap, I am freaking myself out.

  • http://www.facebook.com/aaron.a.silva Aaron Aliiloa Silva

    Man screwing with the natural balance of the universe again. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Joshua-Froebel/1546915328 Joshua Froebel

    I would say the idea of recharging my laptop just by typing would be cool, but i would have to type a novel everyday though probably… lol…. they allready have crankable rechargable technology however, which is primative, but much more efficiant and reliable. so add a pop-out arm/crank to the side of my laptop and get rid of this chord allready!!  through in a roaming internet access like an independant cell phone (i dont like having to type in access codes) and id be pretty stoked.. harming lil beetles isnt very nice, i would say make lil tiny robot beetles (well beetles that were a lil bigger than normal)… and stay away from frog infested ponds and walls as mentioned…..  but if you use a hard polymer that could withstand shock of impacts and cushion the elctronics with rebounding polymer foam it would be fabulous, through in GPS and they might not even need a controller, just a programmed destination and “mission”/objective…through in some tiny poison darts and nightvision to take out high profile targets.. lol… attach a miracle ear thingy to a leg and it could rest its arm against a door or window to eaves drop… with that thought, the beetles color should be non-light reflective, and have no lights of any kind as we all know light can be seen from faaaar away… and sound of wing flappage should be non robotic somehow….  add a new form of usb port to it belly so it can send and recieve info/commands easily…  i could go on…. but i wont.. lol

  • FelixtheCat

    The mechanism for that enslavement is more that we have to make money in order to buy things in order to live. At the height of the Roman Republic (around the time Pompei was buried) there was a working class who would have to buy premade food and rely on their wages to live. They had no Social Security (just like most of us won’t) but they still had to do what the authorities told them. Hence the term “wage slave”.
    Also, it’s funny to note that around this time the Roman Senators were all greedy bastards flaunting their power and more concerned with building their personal fortune than doing their job.A good documentary on this is “The Hidden History of Rome” which is hosted by Terry Jones, formerly of the Monty Python comedy troupe.

  • FelixtheCat

    The turn crank uses really powerful magnets to produce energy. You could see where there might be a problem having those so near you LCD screen.