The Portland Mercury polled its readers to determine the cover of their April 15th issue. While they could have easily dispensed with the formality of the poll and had artist Andrew Zubko ink a picture of Betty White wearing a metal bikini, riding a centaur with the head of the late John Ritter, and wielding a flaming chainsaw — since what else could have possibly won? — it was nice to get the community involved, no?
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