God Is Writing a New Book of the Bible About Justin Bieber on Twitter

That's one of the craziest sentences I've ever written.

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Fan of The Tweet of God? We sure are, and today we’ve been loving His kind of bananas new book of the Bible about Justin Bieber, #TheBookOfBieb. It’s an insane look at some of the crazy things Bieber’s done in his storied descent into madness and obscurity. It’s ongoing, but we’ve Storified the first chapter for you.

Besides the new book itself, God is also retweeting some choice Bieber tweets to go along with it. There will be a total of 241 tweets that make up The Book of Bieb when it wraps up today at 5PM ET, but we’ve put the first two chapters into a Storify embed for your convenience.

(via The Tweet of God)

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