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Uncategorized Thursday, July 26th 2012 at 9:35 am

Buckyballs Barred by Bureaucrats, Better Buy Before Ban

Everyone loves magnets except for the Consumer Product Safety Commission. Their disfavor is probably due to the fact that children, apparently, can’t stop themselves from eating them. Even though Buckyballs, a product with is essentially a series of magnets, clearly indicates that it is not for children, the CSPC has decided to issue a stop-sale order. This is the first time in 11 years that they have deemed it necessary to do so.

In the CSPC’s defense, the magnets can pinch and trap intestines when swallowed. That means should your darling angel swallow the metal-flavored candy, it could certainly lead to surgery. Furthermore, anyone leaving a bunch of small magnets within reach of those that might theoretically devour them on sight probably shouldn’t be allowed to buy novelty items. It can only lead to tragedy.

For the time being, Buckyballs’ website is continuing to sell the potential deadly little devices with great fervor. Whether this will continue or be vigorously punished is kind of a gray area. They have even gone so far as to include a giant notice at the top of the page stating this:

You might have heard there’s a problem with our products…

THIS IS NOT TRUE.

A government agency (the Consumer Product Safety Commission) is saying they should be recalled because children occasionally get ahold of them. This is unfair. We market exclusively to adults. We are vigorously defending our right to market these products you love.

In other words: Damn the man, save the Buckyballs.

(Buckyballs via Gizmodo, image credit via Jeremy Boggs)

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  • Seannicakes

    Congratulations on this spectacular headline.

  • Farsot

    And still they sell guns..

  • Guest

     That’s some masterful alliteration!

  • Chris Ar

    But how will I teach my children about MF’n miracles? 

  • Anonymous

    Winner, Stupidest Idea of the Day, July 26th, 2012.

    Next, we will ban nuts and bolts, because children sometimes get a hold of them also. And buttons, because they sometimes come off, and children could…..

    I have no respect for anyone who wishes to live as a subject in such a nanny state as the one ours is becoming.

  • VoodooGirl95

    of course… always the fucking little vermin spawn.
    ugh.

  • http://www.jobwaltz.com JobWaltz.com

    Welcome to the nanny state

  • Vip12

    Let the children that swallow them die. It’s called natural selection.  If they do not have the intelligence they should not grow up to reproduce.  If they are too young to understand, then their parents should be smart enough to protect them from this “danger” and if they are not, then guess what – same thing. Their progeny should not live to reproduce.   We have too many people on this planet already.  Let nature take its course.  Same thing with prolonging life.  Let’s live shorter lives but improve the quality of those lives.  Ahhh….but then we wouldn’t have more and more consumers to buy worthless goods.  Same reason the church opposes birth control.  We have to breed more and more mindless sheep so those with money and power can keep it and grow it.  — Anxiously awaiting the apocalypse. Oh, for Captain Trips…please hit us soon.

  • idlethoughts

    You are a horrible person with no grasp on the time scale of actual natural selection.