Spotted at Rome’s Fashion Week, this piece, “Fishlike Alien With A Literal Boob In The Center” from Gianni Molaro, looks like a fishlike alien that has a literal boob in the center. This is what fashion has come to. For real fashion, check out our sister site Styleite.

You remember that scene in Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark, where that one guy is all fancy with swords, but then Indy just shoots him with a gun? Well, the above video is pretty similar, in that there’s a sheep stampede, but instead of stampeding, they just circle around the car. Yeah, that analogy worked just fine.

Artist Ron English gives us a glimpse at what happens when you make Obama angry. Weird thing is though, we like that he made Obama angry. And vascular. Sadly, the figure isn’t purchasable, as English created the sculpture to be used in a currently undisclosed later work.

So you’ve got a nosebleed; what are you going to do? Tilt your head back? Cram some tissues up that schnoz? How about stuffing the offending nostril with bacon? Yeah, sounds like a good idea, doesn’t it? Surprisingly enough, it might be. A new medical study details the experiences of a 4-year-old child with Glanzmann’s thrombasthenia who’s life was saved, twice, by “[c]ured salted pork crafted as a nasal tampon and packed within the nasal vaults successfully stopped nasal hemorrhage promptly, effectively, and without sequelae.” Yum.

There is no denying that nose flutes are just plain awesome — awesome in that way that things that are so weird and lame somehow fall through the bottom of the awesome-ness hierarchy and come out at the top. YouTuber heita3 adds another level of gravy on this already gravy-licious trend-that-should-have-been by making his nose flute out of a piece of celery. Yeah, you kind of just have to watch it. And then watch these.

Joseph Herscher faces a pretty difficult issue in the morning, he needs the page of his newspaper turned, but he’s way too busy drinking coffee. His free hand is busy holding a string, which sets off a ridiculous Rube Goldberg machine that eventually turns his page. Granted, he probably could’ve just turned the page with the hand that is holding the string, but if it wasn’t holding the string-trigger to the page-turning Rube Goldberg machine, how else would the page get turned?

Thanks for reading! Have a happy New Year, and we’ll see you in 2012!

Dennis Hof, owner of the famed Moonlite Bunny Ranch, which you may or may not know from the HBO series featuring said brothel, dubbed Cathouse, is planning on furthering his brothel empire, this time with a sci-fi-themed brothel venture.

The new brothel will be located 90 miles northwest of Las Vegas, and will be called the “Alien Cathouse,” which is pretty funny. Though Hof has been pretty successful with the Moonlite Bunny Ranch — I mean, not only does he run a famous, legal bordello, but he has his own reality TV show about it — he has enlisted the help of famed Hollywood prostitute Heidi Fleiss. Amusingly, Hof told the Las Vegas Review-Journal that Heidi Fleiss will serve as the Alien Cathouse’s “chief alien design queen.”

Today in unfortunate bird news, thousands of migrating grebes crashed into a Walmart parking lot — as well as other similar constructions throughout Utah — because they confused it with a body of water. Wildlife officials said the duck-like probably mistook the parking lot for a safe resting spot, like a body of water, considering grebes are aquatic. Wildlife program manager for the southern region of the Utah Department of Wildlife Resource’s Teresa Griffin said the birds are “just everywhere,” and that people are even coming into the department’s office, dropping them off.

Single-serving Tumblr The Same Picture of Dave Coulier Every Day posts the same picture of Dave Coulier every day. It might also be home to the only Dave Coulier favicon on the Internet. Either Tumblr must be crowned King of the Comedy-Based Internet, or it must be stopped. It is difficult to tell which is the better option.