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  1. Weird

    Now You Can Suck on Beer With These Flavored Lollipops

    Once you hit a certain age, lollipops feel like the sort of treat you're not allowed to have anymore—especially because, as I have learned, licking foods in public will often cause creeps to shout things at you. Well, those people can (metaphorically) suck it. Beer-flavored lollipops exist now and nothing will keep me from enjoying them.

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  2. Weird

    Peep Parody of Everyone Poops Wins Marshmallow Contest

    Peeps are more than just barely-edible candy! Every year, The Washington Post holds a Peep Show contest for lovingly crafted marshmallow-based dioramas. Kate Hohman's cheeky entry, Everyone Peeps, was one of this year's top finalists.

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  3. Weird

    Train Selfie Kid Will Make a Ton of Money for Getting Hilariously Kicked in the Head, It’s Now Less Hilarious

    "Guy makes a giant pile of money for getting kicked in the head on video" is a phenomenon that I was comfortable to let die with America's Funniest Home Videos. Unfortunately, the Internet has stepped up to fill that void, and the kid who got kicked in the head by a train conductor and posted it online stands to make a huge profit.

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  4. Weird

    A Guy Saved His Pet Tortoise With a Crowdfunded Penis Amputation

    A crowdfunded penis amputation might sound like the result of some kind of post-apocalyptic torture voting system, but for Cedric the tortoise, it is his ticket to a long, healthy life. You see, Cedric suffers from a giant penis, and his human owner had no choice but to turn to the Internet to save his dear, too-well-endowed friend's life.

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  5. Weird

    Meet the Man Determined to Own Every VHS Copy of Speed

    One man, countless copies of the 1994 Keanu Reeves masterpiece Speed, and quite possibly the most ambitious undertaking of our modern time: The World Speed Project.

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  6. Weird

    Turns out That the Feds Approving Powdered Alcohol Was Maybe Kind of an Accident

    Damn it, Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau, you have one job: make sure that people don't do really weird and possibly dangerous stuff with alcohol. Well, that and keep little kids from thinking that smoking is cool, or whatever. All right, you have two jobs.

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  7. Weird

    Guys Dump Food On Their Heads For Charity [Video]

    The premise sounds like American excess combined with Kids Choice Award slime silliness, but these videos of men passively being covered by all different types of food are surprisingly emotional. And don't worry--the wasteful mess is for a good cause.

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  8. Weird

    God Damn It You Stupidly Adorable Hamster, Stop Eating So Many Carrots [Video]

    For the love of all this is good and just, you fat-cheeked little angel. You are going to choke. Don't you know there are starving hamsters out there who don't even have enough seeds to eat, and here you are literally stuffing your entire face? Take a breath and enjoy your food, for Hamster Christ's sake, or you are grounded.

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  9. Weird

    Haagen-Dazs Japan To Debut Vegetable Ice Cream

    The Japanese branch of Haagen-Dazs wants ice cream lovers to (kind of) have their cake and eat it too. Starting May 12 the company will be rolling out their new "Spoon Vege" vegetable flavors, and if that name alone doesn't get your mouthbuds a-waterin' than perhaps their offer of free samples will.

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  10. Weird

    Counterterror Advisor Tries to Identify Future Terrorism in Children, Successfully Identifies What a Child Is

    Don't bother trying to enjoy your day and live in a world where things can be good—a future terrorist is in your midst! Look to your left. Now look to your right. Did you see anyone with their own opinions? They're probably terrorists! At least, that's pretty much what Counterterrorism Adviser Lisa Monaco said in a recent speech.

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  11. Weird

    NYC Is Getting a Pop-up Cat Café And We Are Going to Go for Journalism

    Good news for people who live in the New York Metropolitan area and will drop everything for the chance to pet a cat! Starting at the end of this week, our fair city will (temporarily) be home to its very own Cat Cafe.

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  12. Weird

    Brace Yourself: Powdered Alcohol Soon to Be a Thing

    Tired of having to lug bottle after bottle home from the liquor store? Palcohol, i.e. not-at-all-shady alcohol in powdered form, has been approved by the federal government and may be available soon in a water bottle/bowl of cereal/cup of coffee near you. Ron Swanson would not approve.

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  13. Weird

    16-Year-Old Survives Flight From San Jose to Hawaii in Wheel Well of Plane

    A 16-year-old boy hopped the fence at Mineta San Jose International Airport and jumped into the wheel well—where the landing gear is stored during flight—of a Hawaiian Airlines jet heading to Kahului Airport in Maui. He spent hours at high altitude, low temperatures, and thin air, but luckily he survived.

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  14. Weird

    Bunnies Do What Bunnies Do (Hump) on Local News Desk Mid-Broadcast

    Sure, Easter's over. That's no reason we can't all have a good laugh at this clip of a newscast from WBIR in Knoxville, Tennessee wherein some bunnies get to work making more bunnies right there on the news desk. The guy on the right isn't having any of it. Dude on the left though? Loves it.

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  15. Weird

    Happy Easter! Here Is A Man Eating 100 Marshmallow Peeps In Two Minutes

    To everyone celebrating Easter today, hooray! You did it, Robonaut has risen again. Even if you're not celebrating, we're pretty sure you're going to want to watch this video of a guy breaking the world record for fastest Peep eating. That's got to be one hell of a sugar rush. Like, diabetic coma sugar rush.

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