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What Have We Done?

Plunge Websites Into Madness With the @horse_ebooks Bookmarklet

by Max Eddy | 3:40 pm, February 10th

What you’re looking at above is what would happen if the legendary Dadaist word salad spewing, questionably legal eBooks marketing Twitter account @horse_ebooks ran Geekosystem. Thankfully, we were able to enjoy the view without having to lose control of our site thanks to the horse_ebookmarklet. The brainchild of Ben Nyberg, the bookmarklet systematically replaces all the text on a given website with @horse_ebooks tweets and likewise changes all of the images to the infamous @horse_ebooks avatar. Wondering how you can enjoy the madness on your own computer? It’s easy. Find out how, after the break. 

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Siri’s Abortion Blindspot Fixed Perhaps a Little Too Well

by Eric Limer | 1:55 pm, December 8th

For the one of you out there who might not get it (no, no, not you) I’m just going to come out and say this is a total joke. But man, is it ever a good one. In light of Siri’s inability to find abortion clinics (later revealed to be because most “abortion clinics” don’t go by that name) the folks at Happy Place imagined up a gleefully insane world in which Siri is constantly pushing everyone to get an abortion. In Fake Siri’s defense though, she makes some pretty good points. Clear, 57 degree days are terrific abortion weather.

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There is a Beer That Tastes Like Bacon and Maple Syrup

by Max Eddy | 3:38 pm, November 11th

And here it is: The Bacon Maple Ale. The beer, now available in a 750ml Pept0-Bismal pink bottle, was the product of an unholy union between Rogue brewers and Portland’s legendary Voodoo Doughnut. If you’re bold enough to want to wrap your lips around this fatty, smokey brew, you’ll have to drop $13 a bottle or $156 for a case. The pricing may be a bit brutal, but that’s the cost of weird, small batch beers.

Oh, and by all accounts, it’s pretty terrible.

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World’s First Alcohol-Free Whiskey “ArKay” Comes in a Can

by Max Eddy | 3:13 pm, November 7th

In a case of mankind finding ways to outwit itself, ArKay Beverages presents the world’s first alcohol free whiskey. The forthcoming beverage is targeted at people who, for either medical, religious, or personal reasons, do not consume alcohol, but still want whiskey. A niche, but perhaps very desperate determined market. Instead of the normal distilling process, ArKay has opted to go the artificial flavoring route, meaning that their “whiskey” is 100% alcohol free, as well as FDA certified. It’s also halal, and comes in either a bottle or can.

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The Shake Weight is Dead, Long Live the Free Flexor

by Max Eddy | 2:37 pm, September 30th

Just when the Internet was able to get images of popular workout device the Shake Weight out of its collective head, the Free Flexor arrives to resume the innuendo-drenched assault on your sensibilities. Using something called “circular strength technology” the large, red spheres of the Free Flexor apparently makes your muscles contract a whole lot. Which I guess is helpful.

There is every possibility that this is fake — the website looks shifty enough to go either way — but the video for the product will not leave you wanting. Except possibly wanting a cigarette. Or a shower. Or to throw your computer out the window. Read on below!

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