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Chainsaw + Rocket Launcher = The Pinnacle of Anti-Zombie Technology

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Published: Jul 12, 2010 06:20 pm

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In the ‘why didn’t we think of that’ department: The RPC M1B is designed to stop zombies in their tracks. Flip up your sites and aim, fire off your rocket-propelled 40 horsepower chainsaw, and voila! You’re all set to make your way through your apocalyptic hellscape of choice.

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(Unreality Mag via Technabob)

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