The Best Picture of Chewbacca Riding a Giant Squirrel and Fighting Nazis You’ll See Today
by Robert Quigley | 5:28 pm, July 27th, 2010
DeviantARTist gamefan84, a.k.a. Tyler Edlin, has given us the painting of Chewbacca riding a giant squirrel and using a crossbow to fight gun-toting Nazis that we’ve yearned for before we even knew why. See also: Betty White wearing a metal bikini and riding a John Ritter Centaur while wielding a burning chainsaw. (Nazis not included.)
If you, like DeviantARTist “pooface12345,” wish to “hang this on the wall of [your] mahogany paneled study,” you’re in luck: small prints are available for $9.32, and large ones for $33.32.
(Tyler Edlin via The High Definite)
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Thats called a bowcaster, it is like a crossbow but it is not a crossbow. It fires laser bolts. Theres a difference.
^^ It’s impossible for me to read this comment NOT in the voice of Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons.
Ure all missin the point. and actually Bowcasters are weapons developed and used by Wookiees. Bowcasters launch “quarrels”, which are energized crossbow bolts. The quarrels are surrounded by an energy cocoon that gives them an extremely high stopping power. Wookiees can load their bowcasters with both standard and explosive-tipped quarrels.The spring that powers the bowcaster is extremely hard to pull back; humans are generally incapable of cocking a bowcaster, although some exceptions do exist, including Jedi Knight Kyle Katarn. Some Wookiees were known to have added extra springs for multiple shots, and during the Imperial occupation of Kashyyyk, Wookiees bolted on E-11 blaster rifles to the bottom of the bowcaster for extra firepower. Any way its all about the squirrel…
Quite a few exceptions exist, actually. Many mercenaries, bounty hunters, smugglers, soldiers, and Jedi were capable of wielding the bowcasters.