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Uncategorized Wednesday, November 28th 2012 at 11:45 am

Man Assumes Mayan Apocalypse Entails a Flood, Blows Life Savings on Boat

Noah's Ark

Well, folks, it looks like the December 2012 Mayan apocalypse that seemed so far off is gradually bearing down on us. It’s just aching to tear our world asunder, or at least that’s the case according to ancient hearsay. While some of us are disregarding it as yet another phony Y2K scare, one man in China, Lu Zhenghai, isn’t taking chances. Like a latter-day Noah, he built himself an ark of sorts because, apparently, there’s going to be a flood.

Instead of investing his life savings in something more practical for apocalyptic preparation like, say, canned food, firearms, and ammo, Lu convinced himself that Earth would meet its untimely end at the hands of a catastrophic flood. This obviously meant constructing a boat, above all things, was paramount. Mail Online has the details:

The vessel, which has cost him ¥1million (£100,000), measures 21.2m long, 15.5m wide, 5.6m high and displaces about 140 tons of water. Lu, from Urumqi, Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region, admits it’s not much to look at, but is confident it will serve its purpose.

Lu’s masterwork may not exactly be aesthetically pleasing, but it was built to save lives — not make some pretentious statement. That’s assuming there’s actually a flood. See images of Lu’s ship for yourself and decide whether it was worth the money and effort.

(Geekologie via Mail Online, image via bertknot)

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  • http://www.facebook.com/lcastor Lauren Gray Castor

    What an idiot. If he’d just read the Mayan Popol Vul he’d know good &
    well this world ends in fire. The last one ended in water. (assuming it’s real at all. which i’m not. just sayin’.)

  • Jack Bond

    Well Noah was ridiculed for his boat building too.

    On the other hand, after the first flood, god promised not to do it again, so this guy is pretty stupid.

  • Asreal

    He’s not keeping his promises in the UK at the moment…

  • Luke

    Its obviously not 21m long. The car and transit are about 5m long each, so from the rear of the car to the front of the digger is about 20m. Also it should be nearly square if it is 21m by 15m.

    Is the picture of a different ark?

  • Jack Bond

    There’s a worldwide flood in the UK?

  • 486

    Yeah, Geekosystem chose to put up a misleading picture (probably in attempt to lure more clicks, which, ironically, is effectively reducing the chance that I’ll click on something else).

  • KB

    yes. the picture above is a different ark. click the link for the real pictures… it looks like a small, floating 2 story barn with portholes. besides, when have the Mayans been right about anything (aside from space travel)?

  • Ars Moriendi

    Yea, but the Christian god spoke only for himself. Who knows what the Mayan gods are up to, you know? That Kukulkán is said to be one nasty deity.

  • Cheeky Joy

    It wont be water but fire next time! Read your Holy Bible my friends! There are going to be several events to take place before the time of the King of Kings and Lord of Lord’s returns. Check out the
    book of Daniel, the book of Isaiah, and of course the book of Revealation.

    Have a God Yeshua blessed night…and good Shabbos!

  • Anonymous

    The Mayan prophecy is not the same as the Bible’s end of the world prophecy.

    Why must you force everyone to go by your wacko beliefs of the ned of the world? Everyone is entitled to their own wacko beliefs.

  • Anonymous

    And this is the difference between a blog like geekosystem and a REAL media site that actually earns a living with their skills rather than just supplements their welfare checks. REAL sites would include a picture of the real ark/

  • http://twitter.com/SchemaByte SchemaByte

    Now now, come on guys. Morgan Freeman probably told him to do it. If Morgan Freeman told you to do it, you might too.

  • http://twitter.com/MartianEmpress Rezeya Montecore

    Yes, but this man has the disadvantage of (a) being real and (b) not having to carrying samples of the over 8.7 million eukaryotic species on this planet so they can survive Jehovah’s petty tantrum (see a).

  • http://www.facebook.com/elliott.aj Armando AJ Elliott

    It’d be funny if there is an earthquake instead of a flood.

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