Happy Birthday, Chuck Norris
by Robert Quigley | 8:50 am, March 10th, 2010
Today is Chuck Norris‘ 70th birthday. Seventy years ago to this day — you may note that this was before America won World War II — Norris was born in Ryan, Oklahoma, three months premature. The rest is history.
You’ve heard Chuck Norris facts in a hundred other places — here’s a website entirely devoted to them — but we’ll note only that even in his latter years, the second-most powerful entity out there is still scared stiff of him. That’s right: Google will not search for Chuck Norris.
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America won World War II? All on your own? What a charming attitude of American narcissism. Kind of like when the History teacher at Pace Uni, NYC, tried to teach us that that the war started in 1941, the year in which America joined.
Recent video of real Chuck Norris pushing down the earth (NO JOKE!) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9Eo-TbivU4
It was recommended to me by a friend to put on my toilet Chuck’s new “Official Chuck Norris Fact Book” and watch what happens. Every guest I have over is laughing from the bathroom. No joke! Every toilet in America needs one on it. Awesome caricature drawings too in each of the 101 entries. See and check out a few examples at http://books.google.com/books?id=cR6aJxgj21IC&dq=Official+ Chuck+NOrris+Fact+Book&printsec=frontcover&source=bl&ots=j2 P9WpmK9g&sig=x2NIugkPLY5EcsbHW6WTdFDnts&hl=en&ei=wzkfS7zWCc KWtgfkkKCbCg&sa=X&oi=bookresult&ct=result&resnum=2&ved=0CA4 Q6AEwATgK#v=onepage&q=&f=false