Happy Birthday, Chuck Norris

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by Robert Quigley | 8:50 am, March 10th, 2010

Today is Chuck Norris‘ 70th birthday. Seventy years ago to this day — you may note that this was before America won World War II — Norris was born in Ryan, Oklahoma, three months premature. The rest is history.

You’ve heard Chuck Norris facts in a hundred other places — here’s a website entirely devoted to them — but we’ll note only that even in his latter years, the second-most powerful entity out there is still scared stiff of him. That’s right: Google will not search for Chuck Norris.

angelg33k

America won World War II? All on your own? What a charming attitude of American narcissism. Kind of like when the History teacher at Pace Uni, NYC, tried to teach us that that the war started in 1941, the year in which America joined.
funinthesun2010

Recent video of real Chuck Norris pushing down the earth (NO JOKE!) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9Eo-TbivU4

It was recommended to me by a friend to put on my toilet Chuck’s new “Official Chuck Norris Fact Book” and watch what happens. Every guest I have over is laughing from the bathroom. No joke! Every toilet in America needs one on it. Awesome caricature drawings too in each of the 101 entries. See and check out a few examples at http://books.google.com/books?id=cR6aJxgj21IC&dq=Official+ Chuck+NOrris+Fact+Book&printsec=frontcover&source=bl&ots=j2 P9WpmK9g&sig=x2NIugkPLY5EcsbHW6WTdFDnts&hl=en&ei=wzkfS7zWCc KWtgfkkKCbCg&sa=X&oi=bookresult&ct=result&resnum=2&ved=0CA4 Q6AEwATgK#v=onepage&q=&f=false
http://www.facebook.com/people/Quame-Mifume/100000504888694 Quame Mifume

If it wasn’t for America most of the world would be speaking German, Japanese and Italian. If America didn’t win the war who did? The British, French ? HA
Hotmale20

I think you can thank the Canadians for the key victories. The Yankees just took all the credit.

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