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Weird Sunday, April 15th 2012 at 2:00 pm

Forget Cloud Computing, Say Hello to Crab Computing

In the 1980s, Edward Fredkin and Tommaso Toffoli proposed a computer based on Newtonian dynamics. In their computer, billiard balls would roll around in a theoretical environment without friction and bounce off certain walls in perfect timing. They would then pass through a series of gates that, depending on velocity of the balls, would process as different functions. Now fast forward to the modern day and replace “billiard balls” with “soldier crabs” and “theoretical environment” with “Japan.”

Computer scientists at Kobe University in Japan have recreated the billiard ball computer in great detail with one major change: Live soldier crabs now take the place of the billiard balls. First they developed a computer model of a model computer run by crabs, and then they actually built the thing.

Based on the way in which soldier crabs swarm, scientists recreated nearly identical results to the proposed computer by casting a facsimile of a bird’s shadow so that the crabs keep moving as they believe they’re about to be eaten. You see, when two crab swarms collide, they appear to then move as one in the direction that is the sum of the original two swarms’ velocities. This makes their movements predictable in fascinating ways.

By creating a specialized series of channels — and with generous use of the shadow being cast — researchers found that they could get the crabs to operate both an “OR” and “AND” logic gate. The OR gate, which only had two swarms coming together correctly, functioned with quite a bit more reliability than the AND gate, which is not surprising considering the AND gate required the swarms to follow one of three correct paths.

Perhaps if they weren’t crafting a computer by making crabs think they were about to be eaten by some hungry bird, they might get better results.

(Robust Soldier Crab Ball Gate via Ars Technica, image credit via Phil Camill)

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  • Juhdvuihj

    makes no sense

  • some dude

    i am mind fucked..

  • Emaily

    April Fools (15 days late….)

  • Ggg

    Cloud computing and crab computing aren’t even the same ball park. All they’ve accomplished is boolean logic using crab motion. Do you even know what it takes to get from boolean logic to modern day processing technology? 

  • Anonymous

    This could revolutionize the crab-farming industry.

  • Angelo GG

    BS

  • Angelo GG

    Why don’t you just eat the fu***rs and save yourself time and several column inches?

  • Solar1618

    Wonderful, I think. Consider the implication: this could be the first step in being able to creating natural systems that work on a global level and are capable of producing fantastical results. Desertification problem? This could help fix that with futher research and other species. Famine? Learn to reroute flocks of birds carrying seeds. The application of this research could have effects on our ability to terraform dead planets and so on. Interesting and well written article.

  • Arundogg

    that about sums up japan

  • http://twitter.com/rollinbishop Rollin Bishop

    These are the jokes, Ggg.

  • togo

    yes, lots and lots of boolean logic, all we have to do is expand japan and increase the population of crabs

  • http://www.wind-smith.com/ Wind Smith

    What the…?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jimbo-Limbo/100001077841771 Jimbo Limbo

    I’m not really catching the bit about how scaring crabs back and forth really translates into a computer, but perhaps I am too literal. I tend to see this type of activity as simply looking at some crabs running around and making an analogy about computing. I don’t really see the use in using crabs to calculate anything, or print out a presentation. I must be a Luddite, right?

  • Dr Coene

    WANT VIDEO.

  • Sakwiarz

    and there is not even “NOT” gate implemented!