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Forensic Artist Reveals Face of Crystal Head Vodka’s Skull Bottle, Surprisingly Looks Nothing Like Dan Aykroyd

This probably settles a number of bar bets.

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Dan Aykroyd’s company Crystal Head Vodka shared some photos on their Facebook page last month of a facial reconstruction done on top of their skull bottle by forensic artist Nigel Cockerton. If you can get over how creeptastic the in-between stages look, the end result is pretty incredible.

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It’s interesting to see all the steps that go into a forensic scientist’s facial reconstruction, and it’s even more interesting to see it done to something that was once filled with vodka. Booze makes things more interesting.

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Some of the commenters on Facebook have said they were surprised the face was so happy. Wouldn’t you be if your head was full of vodka?

(Crystal Head Vodka via Neatorama, images via Crystal Head Vodka and Nigel Cockerton)

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