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Man Achieves Greatest Dream of a Generation: Deep Fried Baconnaise

by Max Eddy | 11:00 am, October 22nd, 2011

Having seen the amazing popularity that deep fried butter has enjoyed this past summer the proprietor of DudeFood decided that he could do one better. Instead of merely deep frying butter, he would deep fry bit-size morsals of bacon flavored mayonaise.

Already somewhat familiar with the butter frying process, which involves frozen butter cubes, this genius of mankind let baconnaise freeze in his ice cube tray overnight. The next morning, he wrapped each piece in a wonton wrapper and deep fried them. The results may surprise you.

He says:

After about five minutes in my deep fryer I had six delicious looking cubes of deep fried Baconnaise. Looks can be deceiving however, and I’m sad to report that the deep fried Baconnaise tasted absolutely terrible. What was once the perfect mix of salty and smoky instead just tasted somewhat burnt.

This is not a failure. Friends, this is bacon science.

(DudeFood via Neatorama)

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  • Anonymous

    Not to mention fattening and unhealthy…

  • http://www.facebook.com/amedeus8 Nick Gotshall

    Now, I own Baconnaise. And before I hit the jump, my only thought was, “Oh god, that would taste so awful.”

    I guess the results did not surprise me, after all.

  • Talesin BatBat

    I’m pretty sure those who eat bacon-flavored mayonnaise already are aware that it’s fattening. So what was the point of stating it? Or do bean sprouts really make you *that* dim?

  • Anonymous

    I’m a 120.8 kg’er, and I speak as one… I take it your fat congregates in your cranium… Mine is in my belly, butt and thighs… All the more room for the brains, you hipster dolt…

  • mcndjxlefnd

     um, well the brain is over 60% fat and the more of certain kinds of fats you have in your brain the better.  Obviously YOU haven’t had enough fat congregate in YOUR cranium


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