If you put pants on me, I just get cranky, usually because it means that I’m going to have to leave the house or see other human beings. If you put pants on a dog, however, it appears to give him superpowers; at least it does for this dog. When put in pants and confronted with stairs, this dog will walk down them on his two front legs, because his skinny Santa-pants are just a little too skinny. Why doesn’t he do this all the time? He realizes that it can be dangerous to blow your mind that often.
- This dog pees while doing a handstand, but not on the stairs; he’s house-trained
- This dog eats dunkers with his suspiciously human arms
- This dog plays with a pig. It’s adorable