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Uncategorized Wednesday, October 10th 2012 at 11:45 am

Man Accused Of Donkey Sex Rejects Plea Bargain, Doesn’t See What’s Wrong With Donkey Sex

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A Florida man accused of a sex act with a miniature donkey named Doodle has rejected a plea deal, choosing instead to take his case to a jury. Considering that when he was arrested last month, 31-year-old Carlos R. Romero offered a vigorous defense of the right to have sex with animals, telling detectives that ”Florida is a backwards state and people frown on zoophilia here,” we don’t exactly love his odds in an open court.

The plea deal offered by the state doesn’t look to our eyes like a bad one, though it’s not as if we have a whole lot of frame of reference here. Romero would have been on probation for a year, had to pay a $200 fine, undergo psychosexual evaluation and HIV testing, and not be allowed to have contact with children or animals. It was apparently that last point that was a deal breaker for Romero, who claimed that not being on the farm would leave him impoverished.

More than that, though, Romero also remains unrepentant about using his donkey for more than just farm work, asking in the comments section of a  local paper via his Facebook wall “How can I give this up? The donkey was completely unharmed, healthy and happy with me.” Since this is presumably the way Romero also felt about the several horses he has admitted to having sex with since turning 18, I don’t imagine I’m alone in thinking we can go ahead and just skip that psychosexual evaluation.

While we’re usually all for someone standing by their beliefs, the belief that sex with a donkey is right and good is probably one from which you can safely back away. Taking the plea deal here seems like it really falls under Ghostbusters rules — as in “Carlos, when someone asks if you want to not go to jail for sexing on a donkey, you say ‘yes.’” Just sayin’, of the many, many things one could end up in prison for, donkey sex is not the classiest among them. We can’t imagine it’s going to win him all that many new friends in the correctional facility cafeteria.

(via Ocala.com)

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  • Thaddeus Stevens

    HEADLINE: Romero Diddled Doodle, Defense Disses Deal

  • Pedro Rittner

    I thought I’d never see the day where Geekosystem would use the “donkey sex” tag…

  • guest1

    Only in FL… they got zombies there as well.

  • http://CRZ.net/ CRZ

    So intolerant! Why can’t you just respect his lifestyle?

  • http://twitter.com/mchasewalker Michael Chase Walker

    The Burro just signed a “tail all” deal w Lifetime

  • Anonymous

    Jeeez, this nut job really took “F*ck the Democrats” to a whole new level…poor donkey

  • Jack Bond

    That plea bargain is unacceptable and downright offensive. Psychosexual evaluation? Stay away from children?! When did children even come into the picture? Just because you have one unique fetish doesn’t mean you have all of them, and it also doesn’t make you crazy. I’m insulted that courts feel they have the right to impose their morality on people to that OUTRAGEOUS extent.

  • Anonymous

    Another progressive liberal democrat… first they wanted unatural sex between women, man and/or both… given that THAT doesn’t satisfy them any more, watch out ANIMAL kingdom, here comes the precursor to the right to MARRY your pet… sounds absurd??? Ask any octogenarian about redefining marriage between gays/lesbians, they’ll tell you that it was as absurd as thinking to legalize pedophilia… but wait… pedophiles are working hard to declassify themselves from being a mental disorder, like the GBLT did back in 1973… from then on… the loons are running the assylum.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/57PQWNTRCGTSI3D6YFGM66IEIA Moshe

    Let me guess. You think human beings and animals are the same…

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/57PQWNTRCGTSI3D6YFGM66IEIA Moshe

    Oh, please. 99% of the time people that screw animals are STRAIGHT.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/57PQWNTRCGTSI3D6YFGM66IEIA Moshe

    Have you ever noticed that people that have sex with animals are always Christian! always!

  • Anonymous

    THAT is an oxymoron… can’t be straight and zoophile at the same time… you could say the same about GBLTs… they were straight b4… the “itch” to seek the unnatural.

  • Anonymous

    True a lot of pedophile-gay-priest are christians…. hmmmm!

  • TrollStomperBoots

    Guy fux a donkey.
    Don’t see why that’s illegal when a Rino did that last Wednesday to the head donkey with 35 minutes of lies and distortions and was rewarded for it!

    Silly sheeple.

  • Anonymous

    Kill ‘em aqnd eat ‘em. Just don’t bang ‘em. Seriously, if anyone can name one, single way in which this harms anyone, or is anyone else’s business, I’ll eat my hat.

  • Anonymous

    What is wrong with teabaggers ?
    oh and mediaite = stop with the traps to get me over here !

  • Anonymous

    LMMFAO
    I swear to GAWD I took a double take when i picked up the headline on Mediaite .

  • Hugh G. Rection

    All he has to do is tell the Judge he promises to marry Doodle and it will be all good

  • Hugh G. Rection

    How would you know?

  • Jack Mehoff

    Aids came from screwing monkeys, nothing could possibly come from screwing donkeys

  • Granola Cruncher

    Why yes they are, a beautiful little Dolphin told me so

  • Anonymous

    Ask BIG BIRD!!! LOL

  • Libtards eat Sh!t

    The Democrats will come to his rescue. Wonder where the ACLU is on this….. hello….ACLU…anybody home? This is your calling

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Elizabeth-Chubbuck/775808134 Elizabeth Chubbuck

    With a name like yours, I think we can assess your education level.

  • CICO

    The S. O. B. ought to killed – the two legged monster that is.

  • Anonymous

    we always support the rights of republicans

  • William Bobbeson

    Weirdo. Who has it with animals. What a hobknocker.

  • Guest

    Just let him have sex with a donkey guys and move on. It’s not taking money out of your pocket, it’s not getting in your way to get the newest iPhone, and this isn’t causing gasoline prices to go up either.

    Seriously, find something relevant to be upset about besides what some strange guy does at his house. You perverts!

  • Nobody

    Hey… You. Yea you, the one complaining about liberals. Texas decriminalized sex with animals at the same time it was making homosexual sex illegal. That’s Right. Shut your head hole.

    Me, I don’t give a damn so long as the animal’s not physically harmed. What’s this about “staying away from children” though? He doesn’t like kids, he likes getting himself some ass ass.

  • Nobody

    Texas made humping animals legal again the same time it voted to make homosexual sex illegal.

  • Nobody

    Buying an iPhone supports use of child labor. Apple admited to it. So I guess buying one actually does harm more children instead of this guy.

  • Gaspode

    The alternative are the non-Christians; these people seem to like to shooting 14 year old girls, impinging the rights of women, rioting and generally just burning the flag (or an effigy) of whichever country has slightly offended them this week.
    Which is worse? I’m not really sure anymore.
    As people will no doubt point out – these are just the minorities spoiling it for the masses, but they don’t exactly look like minorities on TV

  • Anonymous

    Dear liberal p3rv…
    1. Whoever said that in Texas there ain’t no libturds??? U just proved it.
    2. “I don’t give a damn as long…” …really… proof #2 that your off your meds…
    3. “Ass ass”… jocking about it??? Proof #3 that you are also inclined, maybe not yet active, into bestiality… I mean, you understand them, right??? An ass is an ass, the itch, etc…
    My advice, seek professional help pal.

  • Anonymous

    Sure, like what sandusky did in the privacy of his home… I mean before he acted on it… fantasize with no one to tell HIM that he is a p3rv… you r ok, I am ok b.s. … in this society if we let the loons continue to run wild without no one to tell them they are nuts, implies that it is ok to do so society wise… you are a loon-enabler, which confuses minors, illiterates and the borderline-loons that can’t know any better because no one cares.

  • http://jszegalski.blogspot.com/ WarxePB

    And naturally, this is in Florida, where it seems that everyone is a hair away from crazy naked rampages.

  • Shitso

    Morality has no function.

  • Kelly

    Animals are possessions, they shouldn’t have rights. if you can buy a pillow and you can buy a dog, you can fuck your pillow and you can fuck your dog. i think that’s disgusting but i really don’t care. a mouse died in my attic yesterday, big fuckin whoop.

  • Guest

    Just because you can buy animals doesnt mean you can do whatever you want to them. Their living breathing creatures and cant be compared to inanimate objects.

  • Anonymous

    You never made it clear whether he was Top or Bottom in the relationship. Somehow, it really matters to me.

  • Nimitz

    So tell me… when Fido gets a hard on and starts humping your leg, or the cat keeps putting its ass in your face when in heat, you’re telling me they don’t want to take those actions? Different species of animals have sex with other species all the time. The only thing that separates us is our socially implanted ideals, values, and other cognitive abilities. We are animals, plain and simple. Regardless of if it is seen as socially acceptable, I believe that everyone should be able to have complete freedom of choice to do anything that does not harm others. Honestly, if he was on private property, not near a road, he should be able to sue the accuser for invasion of privacy at the least. The stipulation about children is rediculous. As another stated, one fetish does not mean someone has them all. Much more than you think can be called a fetish.
    “A sexual fetish may be regarded as an enhancing element to a romantic-sexual relationship”

  • Anonymous

    hmmm… you have given it plenty thought… are you sure you are not a closetted zoophile??? — Not that there is anything wrong with it (a’la Seinfield!) — When fido starts to look like Emma Watson its time to stop doing drugs or seek professional help pal…

  • HaHa

    Jury selection is going to be hilarious. Jury bias rejections may end up nullifying another stupid law.

  • kua

    Being gay is natural, you are born that way. You dont think so? Well there are over 300 species of nimals that can be born gay. Why are there so many stupid people on geekosystem?

  • kuana

    You are mad stupid. Just because you can analyze something from an unbiased view doesn’t men you do it. Its called being intelligent. Unlike most of the damn people on this thread.

  • Anonymous

    Unbiased??? Your intelligence is leading you to bestiality being socially acceptable… hmmmm… I hope/trust that the MAJORITY of society may find such activity, shall we say, mad?
    Your comment is full of intelligence if you agree with bestiality, even if you don’t act on it… wouldn’t you agree that your logic drove this man to violate the mindless beast???

  • Anonymous

    I would agree with you if there were 300 beasts at the top of the food chain… but it ain’t so… and the reason we , and on le humans, are at the top is because we ain’t got nothing similar to the rest… we have a brain, that without a PhD, tells us that humpin a monkey it ain’t good for you (ask aids patients)… sure u CAN do it, but it is as irrational as pedophilia.

  • Quran

    What’s wrong with having sex with an ass?

  • http://www.facebook.com/margarita.martellmaxwell Margarita Martell-Maxwell

    you’ve said it! M O R A L !! I wonder what is your level of it and your fetish that I felt you agree on this kind of behaviour? Yes, people like Carlos R. Romero MUST STAY AWAY from CHILDREN and hopeless animals!! NO wonder there are UNKNOWN deseases out there! I HOPE he doesn’t have a girlfriend where he can pass any desease to her and so forth!! PSYCHOS NEED PSYCHOTIC EVALUATION!

  • http://www.facebook.com/margarita.martellmaxwell Margarita Martell-Maxwell

    I can’t believe that there are many morons on this column that AGREES that having sex with animal is just fine! No wonder there are many UNKNOWN deseases out there still unknown at CDC office… What planet did you people come from? I LOVE ANIMALS and having sexual contact with animals are IMMORAL!! Is that how LOW you’ve stooped in life?? To have sex with an animal? Are you that LONESOME that you can’t find a human being to enjoy sex with and your psychopath mentality chose to stick your d*ck in an animal?? I hope it falls off one day!! What a SICK MIND some people have! I ENJOY SEX WITH MY HUSBAND!! This kind of people are sick in the head and totally need EVALUATION! PSYCHOTICS!!

  • Anonymous

    Kudos… but PLEASE do not insult morons… most morons still have BASIC/NATURAL common sense… these guys are just plain hillybilly-nuts.

  • http://twitter.com/seriouslyyouguy you guys

    Oh look, furries are sick ****s. Imagine that.

  • http://twitter.com/seriouslyyouguy you guys

    Where in the US constitution does it guarantee a right to bugger animals? If you’d ever bothered to read it, you probably wouldn’t have made that post.

  • http://twitter.com/seriouslyyouguy you guys

    Maybe they’ll do a piece on Tijuana someday.

  • http://twitter.com/seriouslyyouguy you guys

    Mr. Hands, is that you, back from the grave? I thought you died of a perforated colon!

  • Jack Bond

    Wow. That was the most uneducated response I’ve ever seen.

    1. Morality is completely arbitrary. Your morality is no better than a donkey humper’s morality.
    2. Why must he stay away from children and animals? He doesn’t care about children, and how much worse is having sex with animals than killing them for food? I don’t think animals attach pointless spiritual meanings to sex. If someone sticks something in there, they probably don’t care.
    3. Having sex with animals does not create diseases. It probably contracts fewer diseases than being promiscuous with humans.
    4. What if he has a boyfriend? What then?
    5. Calling him a psycho does not make him one. He doesn’t need a psychosexual evaluation.

  • lovaz

    I don’t understand how anybody could say, “Just let him do it; leave him alone.” Sex with a human or not, sex should be consensual. I hardly doubt the donkey winked at that guy and said “Go for it”

  • Guest

    That’s whats wrong with our country today…TOLERANCE! Look at the FAGGOTS and LESBO’S going ramped! I knew It would be just a matter of time before screwing animals would be acceptable…and we wonder WHY God has turned his back on America! Sick people out there…

  • Anonymous

    Not all “socially implanted” ideas are bad.

  • Bb

    That dude isn’t Chistian. Christian means to be Christ like and Jesus would never have had sex with a donkey. He’s Catholic or protestant or ehatever, but he is no Christian.

  • HaHa

    you might want to lookup “horse winking”

  • Anonymous

    I’m not sure this falls under animal cruelty. I mean sex with a donkey or eating a cow. Which is worse on the animal? Unless he’s actually torturing the thing, I think it’s his own business.

  • Kelly

    I support gays, lesbians, and transgender people too. Wow, that must mean I’m a bisexual transexual, I NEVER KNEW!

  • Dana Shetterly

    Your rights don’t come from the constitution. Who gives a damn what it says?

  • Anonymous

    God, I love my state. I mean, I have free access to semi-automatic weapons and unlimited ammo to end the misery of living here, but can’t even get a drink to just forget it for an hour? Yeah, Texas makes total sense!

  • Anonymous

    The conservatives control Texas, and they’re the homophobic ones who criminalized homosexual relations; they’re also the ones who think it’s perfectly fine to sodomize farm animals. They truly do cling to the values of the past; just look at how many records there are of how the Puritans treated their farm animals. (No, I’m dead serious. Google it and weep. Bestiality has been a conservative value in America since before we were a nation, just as homophobia has been. Just look at how the worst, most deeply closeted homophobes constantly fixate on gay sex, then think about how often they compare gay sex and marriage to bestiality. They’re suspiciously fixated on the two of them, aren’t they? Creepy stuff!)

  • Anonymous

    Setting aside opinions whether a person with this paraphilia is inherently ill or needs help, this guy has to be nuts just for the lack of secrecy. He’s just ruined his life for donkey sex.

    More importantly to me … how exactly is this not rape? I mean, I’ve technically never asked any animals any important questions, but how exactly does he “know” his animal “partner” consented? … I don’t even know.

  • http://www.facebook.com/susanna.bollen Susanna Bollen

    A pubic school, sex ed graduate.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mike-Flores/1381976465 Mike Flores

    Best piece of a** he ever had!

  • wow

    bottom Jugstopper, for sure.

  • flynn

    Chubbuk, ever hear the line about people in glass houses?

  • flynn

    yeah, Bond, if he thinks the donkey was happy with him- as he says he believed- probably the non contact with children is a great idea. This is a sex crime. Sex crimes are about predatory behavior. Not all fetishes are sex crimes- but this is. Less jail time- bit no contact with children or animals, for sure. No work with vulnerable persons- no nursing, no uniform jobs, no security work, no daycare jobs, no school jobs, no social services work. Those are restrictions this man has to live with. The foolish argument you present to defend him doesn’t help anyone at all- and it’s the same argument all pedophiles and pornography supporters use every single time- that the “rest of us need to relax”. Nope, he needs to accept the limits we impose regarding predatory behavior- and some jail time if that’s what the judge orders. Unless, of course, he was a hostage! In that case, this writer and everyone who publishes this should be charged and he should get an apology. I believe in privacy for sex abuse situations- not entertainment for the rest of us. That, too, is a fetish! And if he was a hostage- we are committing a crime!

  • flynn

    When Texas decriminalized bestiality, it was because they had held hostages and didn’t want the hostages to brutalized in the media the way we are brutalizing this person right now- not because Texans prefer animals in a sexual way. They didn’t want KKK supporters to drag former hostages through courts making a mockery of justice, and further brutalizing released hostages. If this man was a hostage- he has every right to live the rest of his life in any way he chooses- including no limits to his time spent with children, or time spent with animals, or job or career choices.

  • Jack Bond

    Like I said. A fetish for animals does not imply a fetish for children, and we have no right to assume it does.

    Second, animals don’t put all this spirituality and taboo on sex. Animals in general have sex with anything that moves. You can’t pretend animals get all upset with being humped. I’ll tell you this, if an animal gets excited enough it won’t mind humping you back! Just look at dogs, after all.

  • Charlie Brown

    It must not be “Legitimate Rape”, otherwise Republicans would come running instead.

  • Bai Ling Xin

    @Jack Bond, Is this man White? That could be the answer.

  • Bai Ling Xin

    ” Having sex with animals does not create diseases…”
    -Jack Bond
    How do you know this, Jack? In fact, how do you know so much about sex with animals & what diseases may or may not come from that?

  • The Republican Party

    Then this is “Legitimate Rape”. It’s what God wanted.

  • Jack Bond

    Because diseases don’t naturally spring forth from semen and animal material. As living organisms, diseases can only spawn from existing diseases.

  • Jack Bond

    Not sure what you’re asking.

  • bigjoel

    My comment in Limerick form:

    For a Florida man named Romero,
    Beastiality is beyond compare-o,
    But the livestock, you see
    Clearly didn’t agree,
    “Romero Peenxor goes where-o?

  • http://slyck.com/ zbeast

    i’m sure the donkey was upset by this .. let the poor man be.

  • Wildman

    Why dont they make fleshlites that look like donkey pussys