Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are in League With Satan [Video]

Evil hail satan Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

by Max Eddy | 5:48 pm, January 17th, 2012

In this series of clips, a religious program breaks down why just about every single piece of popular ’90s media is dangerous for the moral well-being of children. MC Hammer, Vanilla Ice, Dungeons & Dragons, Goofy, rock and roll fruit snacks, The Simpsons; no one escapes unscathed. Their primary target is that bastion of satanic influence: The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Granted, the sheer bulk of marketing involved with any of these people and properties is a bit disgusting, but they are far from dangerous. And why pick on Splinter because he’s a rat? I like rats!

(via Geeks Are Sexy)

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These guys are clearly confused about the world and religion. There are no stories of Jesus entering folks homes and ridiculing their belongings – instead he criticized the religious leaders of the day and holier-then-thou types! However since the US is a country of religious freedom and free speech, they’re welcome to tout their propaganda all they wish. Go ahead! Enjoy your freedom fellas. =)
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His MULLET is more satanic than the Turtles!
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Max Some people want to live in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. I just want to wander around medieval europe in smelly robes. #dreams
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Max Remember that time you found our your friend had those "stain resistant pants" and you spent the whole night dumping pepsi on him?
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Eric Limer I like that the general consensus regarding rules of grammar is that they don't apply so long as you're sufficiently badass.
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