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Number 7 can F off, not all women are useless with computers. Otherwise completely correct. I have been the Family Tech Support GIRL for more years than I care to count.

Indeed, Kostika. I’m this guy in my family. So yeah….

Very true

BTW, it’s “mom’s”. You may know a little about computers but nothing about grammar. Why are you going to college? Too maintain your level of semi-literacy?

Thank you for proving my point. That is there are people far more stupid than ones leaving out an apostrophe. You like to hide behind your keyboard and say things that, said to my face, would get your ass kicked into the middle of next month. Don’t think so? Try me, asshole!

I use my real name and don’t hide like you do. But I’m not an internet coward. I put my money and my skin where my mouth is. Come on, little boy, let’s do it.

WHY ARE you even HERE? NOBODY cares ABOUT what YOU have TO say.Go home AND cry to mommy about YOUR internet “friends” not spelling CORRECTLY BECAUSE they ARE the only friends YOU have AND YOU have no life to correct THEIR GRAMMAR…..
now,if you had only paid attention to what the english teacher said in school instead of texting your equally illiterate friends your posting would have been far more impressive and funnier even……

James Smith, I hate to be the one to inform you, but you have just fallen victim to a ruthless internet being known as a troll. Now all we can do is pray for you….

James Smith, it’s unfortunate that you have spelling skillz because you’re clearly a faggot and therefore useless to society.

So are you admitting you have no excuse for the incomplete thought masquerading as a sentence?

It’s a bit sad that you’re so willing to jump into a fight with a random person on the Internet. I’d recommend that if people get you this riled up, you get off the computer and go do something relaxing.

It’s not smart to threaten somebody, either. Pat yourself on the back, because you’re making yourself look like a total douchebag. By the way, I’m not a man, so there’s really no need for me to ever think I’m one. I also don’t need to prove anything to myself, so there’s really no need to fight you, though if you want to give out your address to people on the Internet, feel free.

I think I must apologize. Apparently you have somehow gotten the impression that what you say or think is of the slightest importance to me. If it was something I said that caused you to think this, I sincerely apologize. It was never my intention to have you think that I care in the least what you think.

BTW, I do not threaten, I promise. If I say I will face someone personally, I will do it. If I say I will kick their ass, I can and will do it. I have not given out my address on here. If you actually knew much about the internet and computers, you would know that nothing on here can be hidden and anytime you post, you can be traced and people can learn where you live, what you do, your phone number, and anything they wish to learn about you. It doesn’t even take great computer skills, only a little knowledge and some effort.

All you can do is make it a little more difficult by using effective passwords and keeping your financial affairs well-separated from your on-line presence.

I am not hiding, you stupid bitch. If you, or anyone else, thinks they can face me with insults, you can leave me a private message or I will provide an email Yahoo Messenger ID or whatever it takes. The information will have to be the other person’s although I will reciprocate to demonstrate my sincerity. YOu make the same mistake as so many people on here. You assume everyone else is as ignorant as you are. That is not the case.

Again, fuck you, asshole.

Lol! You said the Internet was not a safe place to be trading information! Why are you getting so riled up, anyway? I think this conversation is ridiculously funny, and the fact that you obviously aren’t amused is sad. You said you would provide the flight and information to your house, why should anyone else ever need to give you their information? It should be them who reciprocates it if they so choose.

Just so you know, you’re the only one who looks like an ignorant asshole. I’m sure you’re a smart person, but you certainly don’t portray yourself that way. Also, I don’t want to have sex with you, so how about you fuck yourself instead?

I truly hope you have a nice day and somehow manage to reconcile this obvious issue you have with your anger. Good luck pulling your head out of your ass, because you aren’t going to get your dick in there any other way.

First, I admit I have a difficult time dealing with stupidity. Maybe that’s why you are having a hard time with me.

If you didn’t have a comprehension deficit the size of the Grand Canyon, you would have understood that I never said I would provide the flight information. I said, and I’ll type slowly so even you can understand, I would purchase a ticket. The reason I would need someone’s information is I would need that to buy the ticket. But maybe you have never booked a flight anywhere so you wouldn’t know that. I’ll give you that much of a benefit of a doubt although you clearly don’t deserve it.

What ever gave you the idea that I would want sex with you? I only like women that are not total morons. Sorry, but you don’t seem to qualify. FYI, “Go fuck yourself” is a common insult that has nothing to do with sex. Maybe you could seek treatment for your mental obsession with things sexual?

Again, your opinions and what you think passes for thoughts are of no importance to me. So please don’t agonize that I will not bother replying again to your mindless wanderings. I know that having the last word is terribly important to anyone with your low self-esteem, so feel free to post any more ignorant remarks that you wish. Just don’t try to hold your breath waiting for a reply. I tire easily of trying to educate anyone that is so determined to preserve their ignorance.

Wow, another reply form someone that takes pride in being an unimaginative illiterate.

Just the kind of person that I expected. ROFLMAO

im so much harder than you james smith and im willing to prove it, im so hard i could even beat chuck norris with my hands tied behind my teeth. im really so tough replying to this will make me even stronger, ps i also get a +5 rage attack whenever anyone uses coorect grammer on the internet

VIRGIN!!!!! VIRGIN ALERT!!!!!!!!!!

can i put my purple skin where your mouth is?

“…answer call from mom; fix tcp/ip config from memory….” Man, that’s the fucking worst.

lmao these comments are priceless

^^^^^
Everyone above this line is fucking retarded.

Everyone below this line is fucking retarded.
vvvvvv

Bhaha.. “Too”.

Yeah, that’s manly, threatening to beat people up because you fucked up. Ha ha. What an fucking tool you are.

And when they run out of words, they turn to violence.

Well, bringing in the Bible: And why do you look at the splinter in your brother’s eye, and not notice the beam which is in your own eye?

Twat.

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Now that’s just ridiculous

Yep, still can.

Hey. Not all girls are retards.

Trolling is a art.

Feminist people like you are the problem with our Earth.

That is a winner! You have posted the most stupid comment so far. Aren’t you proud of winning the moron medal?

You want to get out? I’ll buy you a ticket to here and then we’ll see what a hero you are. The ball is on your court, you yellow-bellied internet coward. Are you going to continue to hide or try to man up for a change? That was a rhetorical question, I know what you are.

You fucking moron. I am stressing that YOU are the internet coward. But you are far too stupid to understand that. And all you can think to do is criticize my hat? Do you really enjoy acting that stupid for all to see?

I am the one offering to put up my cash and my body, you are doing nothing. What a disgusting example of a human being you are.

Bringing in the bible? Now I know you have totally disconnected from any semblance of reality. Either put up or STFU, dipshit.

Twat? Oh my, I am devastated! Such a powerful, insult. That would make anyone cower in fear and shame. Oops, I forget, you are not smart enough to recognize sarcasm. Get your mommy to explain it to you.

wow these people really don’t like u do they James. You probably need to leave here. I can only see this getting more stupid.

Aww look at you, getting all defensive about your one little “fuck up”. If everyone makes typos, why post your original comment in the first place?

Internet. Serious business.

No one on the interwebs cares about your talents or thoughts, tits of GTFO.

is james smith like 70 years old. what a pussy faggot go break a hip/

I think all those posts just confirmed all girls are retards. Even the ones that know how to fix a computer.

Came for the stumble, stayed for the comments. Epic.

Remember vowels?
Me either.

Could you please explain to the interested public what typing slip made “cover” be “cower”. But it may be i dont get it, im not a native speaker of English. He is cow. He is cower. Then there should be coward? Is that something like a cowbow? Speaking of hats, I love yours…

Just found out what this page was in first place again…

You take the internet too seriously.

Also, note the correct usage of the word “too.” Unlike in your comment which started this lulzy argument.

You really ought to seek some professional advice. Either, you’re actually rather witty, or, as I suspect, a complete moronic psycho. How old are you, by the way?

How you keep claiming yourself as this very intelligent being is really amusing :-)

Props for proper use of “too” and “to”!

mr james_smith u talk so tough. u think u r better then every1 else becuz u use ur real name n think that becuz u went to collage that you can comunicate better than me. well ur wrong becuz u can read what im saying n you dont have 2 go 2 school to learn that. i dont think u would stand up against me becuz im 6’4″ and weigh 250. i also have studied the martal arts 4 many years n can whoop ur ass into next monday without evn having to pull out my guns.

Troll.

If you cower, you bend downwards or move back because you’re afraid. “Coward”, by the way, comes from Old French, derived from Latin and means “tail” – hence the phrase “walking away with your tail between your legs”. Neither words have nothing to do with “cow”, the animal. Cheers!

Why would you have anything against Hmongs? That’s really not nice to say about an ethnic group.

You’re all retards! Just STFU please.

Excuse me but it is tell not “tel”

I dont think it was meant to make people cower it was made to make people laugh. And it made me laugh so go ahead and say how stupid and shit i am. where do you live again?

O wait sorry all you have to do is click his name haha oops

I love you.

NEITHER because you’re expressing a negative.
Only Americans seem to make this mistake, just as only Americans say “Could care less”. Look, if you don’t like the language then invent your own, but stop butchering ours.

Speaking of huge dicks, you really sound like one. Not everyone feels the chauvinistic macho need to have a thousand pounds of weights lining the wall of their front room so that they can impress drunk bar sluts into thinking they’re some kind of “real man”.

Fuck it you know what?

No more Mr. Nice Guy, I come in your threads and I post so that you think someone gives a damn about your stupid worthless so called “life” well this is the end of the fucking line. From now on im gonna make your message board life a living hell and you cant do anything about it except burn, and if someone comes to put the fire out ill tear them down like a tree limb by limb just like I did you. I almost want you to test me just so I can unleash the beast on your sorry ass and be done with you forever so go ahead and give me the green light,faggot.

I found the whole James Smith thing way more interesting than the actual picture collection. Great job entertaining us :) and Thank you!

It should have been coward. You must be familiar with that word. I am sure you have had it applied to yourself many times.

I know being told you are a stupid lump of shit is distasteful, but facts are facts, like them or not.

I live in João Pessoa, Brazil. Why do you care? Have you plans on paying me a visit?

Any time asshole. Let’s get it on. You love to talk tough when you are safe at home with the entire internet between you and personal responsibility. But you would shit your pants if you had to face me personally. What a sniveling little boy you are.

OK, I’m testing you. How about you accept my offer and come to test me? Hey, a free trip to Brazil. What can go wrong? You should be totally confident that I won’t show up and even if I did, what can happen? No? You won’t come on down? Awww, what a pity. Your mommy won’t let you out?

Is that supposed to be a cute remark? Or are you hoping someone will actually care? Either way, you ms the mark – a lot.

That must be yourself you are talking about. I don’t have a single weight in my home and I do not go to a gym although I have formerly owned a Nautilus Fitness Center.

I am sure you know far more about drunk bar sluts than I ever will. Good luck with your various STDs.

It should have been “coward”. I apologize. I will have to take more care in reading before posting. If you are truly not a native speaker of English, my congratulations on your skill.

Hey, it sounds like you are on some really good drugs. Or maybe you are simply trying to take the prize for “Rambling and Incoherent”? If that is the case, you are in the lead, but don’t relax, there are some tough competitors here for that title. Keep up the good work!

Whenever I see a comment that’s exceptionally ignorant, it is always sexual in nature. Those of limited intellect cannot think of anything else to use to try to insult some one.

How pathetic is that?

FYI, I am hard. I don’t go to a gym even though I used to own one. But all my years of training have taught me that you don’t need equipment to stay in excellent physical condition. What you need is the desire and the self-discipline to do what is necessary.

It also helps if you can stop eating before becoming an overweight, out-of-shape, blob.

You must be a fat fool yourself. Stop projecting your own failures on others. But maybe you would like to come see for yourself? ROFLMAO!

Any time you’re ready. Maybe you are so confident that you’ll buy me a ticket?

You can f off. Not all WillyBilliams miss the joke completely. Otherwise completely correct.

I love how this “fight” has been going on for over 20 hours now.. You must be pissed!

Josie: Show us all exactly where I have said it is. Like most on here, you let your imagination make you think you have read what you want to see.

Man people here have been outraged at things I have said and responded rather ignorantly. Do you think it is perhaps significant that not one has even offered to prove that anything I have said is not true? Bitch and moan, run and hide, but offer facts or any verifiable evidence? Nope, not one, not ever. That says it all for me. Good bye to you and everyone else. The level of intellectual, ethical, and physical cowardice on here is disgusting.

Grammar nazis, Grammer nazis everywhere

@jms_smth y wnt t kss dd fggt

Even authors and writers that are taught in England make numerous spelling and grammatical errors. Not only is it a two-way street, generalizations display ignorance. To err is to be human. However, don’t let the facts get in the way of your opinion; carry on.

James_Smith, trolling is a art…

Gordon: Too bad, you are wrong again (as usual). If you were half as clever as you think you are, you would have been able to easily get the correct age and everything else, too. But, you are a moron and know nothing about anything. That’s why you’re boring. Stupidity is always tiresome.

Ok then how old are you? Please tell me

No, Gordon, It’s not your first post I’ve answered. You’ve probably already forgotten the incoherent, drug-fueled post you made before. Really, you should go to some rehab for your addiction.

I cannot be bothered answering questions for you when you could get it for yourself. After all, it’s not only what you know, it’s what you know how to find out. But when you don’t know anything, you aren’t likely to know how to find out, either, are you?

I had a normal relationship with my parents. They were not divorced, alcoholics, or drug addicts, either. Just regular, average working folks. Mr. and Mrs. Middle-class.

Sorry to disappoint you. But facts are facts.

What other post have you replied to?

No Gordo, you don’t get another guess. If you are to lazy/stupid to find out for yourself, you don’t deserve to know. I am sure others on here, far smarter than you, (that’s almost everyone) have figured it out and are checking out everything I’ve sad and are finding that it’s true. That may be why they are keeping quiet so they can continue to laugh at your fumbling efforts. But send me a fee, and I’ll send you the web site where all shall be revealed to you. :D $20 should do it.

Not only do you not get another guess, but you won’t get another reply without the $20, either.

FUUUUUUUUU my entire family, father, mother, and sister, are IMBECILES when it comes to computers. Certainly my mom takes the cake. Therefore, women are stupid with computers. And if they are computer whizzes, then chances are I won’t be making sexy time with them

Translation:
I wont have you stereotyping me but at others not in my category of generalisations expense… Ill have a ball (sounds like an advice meme actually lol, Hypocrite Advice).
thats how you sound in here, comedy is universal, that includes the subject matter.

number 7 is the truth.

Gordon, you are a fucking idiot. I have offered to buy you a ticket. But you are too scared to accept. Send me the following: Your real name, address, phone number and passport number. You can do this via a PM to slrman420 on Yahoo Messenger. I will need all of that to book a flight. If you have ever flown anywhere before, you should know that. You will also need a visa to visit Brazil if you are an American. DO that and I will book you an e-ticket from wherever you are to João Pessoa, Brazil. But, before you gloat, you will not be able to exchange the ticket for a refund or credit for another trip. I am not that ignorant.

I say you are a dumbass because everything you have posted points to that. The fact that you have not even been able to do a few mouse clicks to discover my age and anything you want to know about me confirms that, Even after I have given you hints. The $20 is not because I need it but is a tax on your own stupidity.

If I have said no one has answered my questions, it’s because it’s the truth. Most people despise those of us that tell the truth because we destroy their cherished illusions. Yours seems to be that you are an intelligent, capable human being.

I say again, you are a stupid piece of shit and I will be happy to buy you a ticket as soon as you do your part. You have the means (slrman420 on Yahoo Messenger) and I’s like to think you know your own information. If not, ask your mommy or your keeper. So, until you respond with what I ask, you’ll hear nothing from me. I am putting my skin and my money where my mouth is and you and everyone else on here knows it. So you shut the fuck up and be a man. Send your information and come on down. I will be happy to collect either your apologies or your teeth.

You ignorant piece of shit. If you are not so stupid, you’d know that know one else can buy your passport if you are an adult. Nor can I pay for your visa. But to remove all of your excuses, you little shit0eating worm. I’ll reimburse you for both. When you show up at the airport, I;ll hand you an envelop with cash in US currency for both. Then we’ll see how long it takes for you to shit your pants. I think under ten seconds. That is, if you don’t when you see I am really there.

Now what’s your excuse? You remind me of the grade school bullies that said, “Take your glasses off.” I’d toss them into the grass and say, “OK, now what?” Like you, they’d keep finding excuses and finally say they’d “Get me after school.” Not one of them ever tried it alone. So do you want me to pay for your bodyguard, too? Get a big one because even then, it won’t be enough. I will only bring someone to video the action so I can post it where everyone can see it.

I can keep this up until you run out of excuses or admit you are a little cowardly boy. Everyone already knows that anyway.

You call me a dumbfuck but you are the one that consistently shows you know nothing and are too lazy to learn. But I’ll have a lesson for you that will change your life forever.

Alright, I’m never going to check this again but I thought I should let you know. James Smith, you are a very interesting read.

That is all.

Roflmao.

Exactly HOW is it “so troublesome” for you? I’ve said I’d even pay for your passport and visa plus your ticket. How is that “troublesome” or is that just another excuse? But let’s keep the game fair. You buy my ticket to Gainesville. That’s certainly fair if I will bear all of the expense for you to come here. I won’t need you to pay for my passport or visa, either. But I am sure you will have another excuse.

For certain, I will not pay to come there. I made that mistake some years ago and flew all the way to northern California. If course, like you, the guy was a gutless coward and didn’t show. But I did know his real name and occupation, so a few phone calls located his company. Guess what? He had arranged to be out of town for almost three weeks at the time we agreed to meet. All I could do was have my picture taken holding a newspaper in front of his building, then post it on the internet so all could see I had done my part.

With you, I am sure it will be the same, so you buy the ticket to FL. After all, you said why don’t I put some money and skin in the game, so it’s your turn. If you should actually show and after we conclude our business, I can visit some family in the midwest, at my expense, of course. You won’t have to worry about that. :)

The ball is in your court. What’s your run and hide plan now?

I could care less about your incorrect and stupid grammar and language

I’m old enough to know that the only reason a person insults someone is when they know they’re wrong…you’re insulting a lot

you’re probably not having sexy time with any women, intelligent or not.

well, mr. smith notice my total lack of proper puncuation? who gives a rats fat ass (probably f****d up a few things already ) thats for all you grammer haters! now as far as i know ? i am a practitioner of a few of the finer arts, legitimate indeed as well,but im not here to threaten,but to let you know that if you truly want to pay my way( to visit you) id be more than glad to join you ! we can get us a fine cup of coffee before we engage in whatever you think you can throw at me? my name is erik cates, roku dan goshin jitsu , san dan kodokan judo, ne dan kito ryu ju jutsu<—-yup check the spelling ,not that brazillian crap. all ive done my entire exsistance is study "the arts" so please , i ask because im a kind person , your sounding like a punk ass (albeit intelligent) still your comments are totally douchebag-ish ! so ? oh & all you haters,………………KEEP ON HATIN'

you are a pitiful excuse for a human. so many lies

which is kinda sad really. after reading some of the other stuff you’ve written i do agree with you on quite a few things, i just hate people who go around challenging others to fights for no good reason other than that they’re bigger and more likely to be able to kick their asses.

Tell me exactly where and when I have lied or even been wrong. Furnish proof or admit you are the liar. You are a pathetic little child. You can think of nothing original and even come up with anything other than sex insults. That shows what an immature, unimaginative moron you are.

Thank you for the kind words. I think perhaps you have missed the point here. I accept blame for that as I may not have expressed myself as clearly as I could have. When people indulge in really stupid, arrogant insults while hiding behind their keyboards, I put them to the test by offering them the chance to repeat those things to my face. As you have seen, they all react by finding excuses and becoming even more angry and vituperate in their insults. But I am completely serious when I offer them a free trip here to do that. No, none of the little children on here would ever consider putting their skin in the game. But I am sure you already knew that.

BTW, I am 5’9″ (174 cm) tall and weight 150 lb (67.5 kilos). So I am not using my size to intimidate anyone. My confidence is based upon 38 years of martial arts training and experience in genuine hand-to-hand combat.

“Last week my english teacher told us to pick a fiction book for a reading project, i picked women’s rights” MLIB

I am so hard right now.

Wow, so intelligent and insightful. did you have to get a think tank together to come up with that? Wait, the answer to that is obvious, isn’t it?

My, my. You must be a 12 y/o. All you can do is make sexual references. Are you having gender identity problems? Don’t worry, little boy. You are what you, are and it’s OK whatever you are. Today, there is even sexual reassignment surgery available. You can be the girl you’ve always wanted to be.

I do recommend you get out of the habit of lying, though. It will come back to hurt you in ways you never imagined.

I see you take pride in your ignorance. Well, if that’s all you have, then maybe it’s better that way. Enjoy your life as a bus boy or gardener.

haha

liar. u r too immature to walk away like a man

Haha, you’ve made my day. I’ve never seen someone so butt hurt on the internet.

if you did some research im sure u could find out where the above lives jackass dont use any excuses

Exactly when and where have I lied? Why should I walk away from the likes of you?

You’re ashamed or afraid to use your own name, won’t respond to simple questions, and are so juvenile that you can only resort to sophomoric insults about sexuality. What a pathetic little head case you are.

Be a man and answer my question. But no, you are the liar.

How do you mean that? I haven’t been hurt. Well maybe my ribs hurt a little from laughing at the moronic responses I see on here.

Please be a bit more coherent in your posts. Given the apparent average level of intelligence on here, obscure statements are going to be lost on most of the posters here. ;)

Why should I care where you live? What excuses? You are becoming increasingly disturbed in your replies. Are you late with your medication?

You immature, little child. When your first and only reaction is to toss out homophobic sexual insults, that tells us what a poor excuse for a human being you are.

You would get far more respect if you showed some intelligence and ability to compose rational sentences. But that appears to be far beyond your limited mentality.

Oh wow! Another highly-intelligent, well thought-out, insightful comment.* Exactly what I have come to expect from the morons on here.

* Sarcasm icon badly needed here.

Why take offense at it? It’s meant to be funny and for the most part, it IS true, lol.

I’m the tech support girl in my family too, but most of the ladies in my family just fail at computers in general.

haha in the same sentence u r talkin bout evalutating the posts for content u made a mistake. good proofreading

You are a lying sack of shit. There, those words not to big for you.

I know exactly what is a dojo, it is the Japanese term for martial arts training hall.

You were trying to be nice? When? You certainly had me fooled. You were doing a perfect imitation of an arrogant fool.

I have no fear of an ignorant lying asshole like you. You want to meet me in person? Send me your information and I will make that happen. You are like all of the other cases of retarded metal development. All you can think of a juvenile sexual insults. So come on dipshit, let’s do it. I’ll fly you here and give you an opportunity to show how tough you are. But you’ll keep finding excuses like the other little boys on here.

Own seven dojos? In your wildest dreams. Show some proof of even one thing you say. Then send your information. I won’t hold my breath because I can recognize an internet phony from any distance.

You are so incoherent. Fuck off, shithead. You evade every direct challenge and question. Your inability to post an intelligent sentence tells me what an ignorant, illiterate jerk you are. Come one, let’s get it on. I want to see you face-to-face while you still have a face.

Puking is what you will do when I destroy your face.

If you were not such a totally ignorant numskull you would have noticed where I have offered to prove everything I say. But you really don’t want to know. That would mean you would have to admit to yourself that you are totally wrong and you are in way over your head.

So come on, little puking boy, you want that free trip or are you just going to stay behind the safety of your keyboard? How about you answer a question? I didn’t think you would because you are a coward and a total asshole. All you have to do is learn to do a few simple mouse clicks and you can learn far more than you want to know. Wear your diapers first, though. You’ll shit yourself when you learn I am for real.

James_Smith, don’t you have a few dicks that you’re supposed to be sucking right now? You should really stop responding to this comments section and wrap your lips around those meaty poles.

Yep, as I expected, you are afraid to answer any questions and too stupid to find out anything about me without being led by the hand. You will be even more entertained if you come here. But you are far too much of a phony coward for that, aren’t you?

Come on pussy buy, let’s do it. Why are you so scared? I want to entertain you a lot. Not as much as watching you bleed and scream will entertain me, but that’s life. some win some lose (you), some are afraid to play. (you again)

I think everyone who looks at this page should post something so James Smith will waste most of his life defending his ego as a macho man. Honestly I’ll never see this page again. nor do I care for any reply left by Mr. Smith cause I know he is just pissing in the wind.

Is this the place for free vacations to Brazil?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhrAB8WMsx0 James Smith’s training.

Yep, but it won’t be vacation unless you are an extreme masochist.

LOL.

Real life for my friends and I –> EVERY FREAKING DAY

well smoeone her is a pussy fagot

she’s a golddigger!

i heard James_Smith was touched by his daddy when he was twelve.

Thank you for proving my point. Most of the posters here seem to be unimaginative 12 year olds who giggle while the post stupid responses containing nothing but silly sexual references that they don’t even understand.

No wonder you all appear to be illiterate intellectual, ethical, and physical cowards.

OK, send me your information to slrman420 on Yahoo Messenger. I will fly you here and lick your ass. Will that make you happy? Obviously, you know nothing about Brazil. BUt after you have spent some time in one of the jails here, you’ll know far more. That is if what passes for your brain is still working.

FYI, I am more of a bad ass than you will ever be, you little boy.

You think I am pissing in the wind? Accept my offer then, and you’ll find out, rat brain.

YOu can’t think of anything intelligent to say, so just STFU.

Yeah this world is fucked…..

Old people acting like stupid teenagers, taking everything up the ass
the only difference is that they care about their spelling and grammar…

All hope is gone

Why would you even consider buying someone a ticket? They could just let you buy it and then not even use it. That’d be such a waste of money man :(. Also, what if like 30 people wanted to fight you? How would you afford to pay for all of their tickets? Oh! And what about return flights? Are you going to pay for the return flight? I’m really curious about this whole purchasing of the plane tickets business you have going here.

hes a chump with nothin backin him up, i am legit , dont hafta prove shit 2 any punkass who still lives with his momma

COULD NOT CARE LESS you dumb shit

Hey guys, why don’t you take up James’s offer to get a flight to his address, all of you, then you can show him what an ass kicking really looks like. And enjoy a free vacation whilst you’re at it at this jackass’s expense. ;-)

By the way James, this is the first and last time I’ll be reading these comments, so it looks like you won’t get a rise out of me. Aww, you lose. Now get back to your basement.

…relax lol.

I am not nearly as stupid as you think I am. I have done this by buying a non-refundable ticket except to me. They will be electronic tickets in any case. So no problem.

No one on here is brave enough to accept that offer, that has been demonstrated very conclusively. Yes, I can afford the tickets. If they want to come, I’ll juts schedule them three or four at a time. When the first couple are on the ground screaming, the others will decide not to try their luck.

Return tickets are a given. They are actually cheaper than one-way these days. Go figure. In reality, the return flight is taken care of by the international agreements covering deportations. But they will have to come up with the fines first to get out of jail. The one time someone accepted, it was a total of R$20,000. (20,000 Brazilian Reals) Those kind of fines usually must be paid in cash in Brazilian money. Look it up. A few years ago there was a lot of publicity when an airline pilot, then a tourist were arrested for “disrespect to an immigration officer.”

So I am on solid ground and have the experience, contacts and skills for this.

You guys are all douchebags and this meme is a piece of shit. Technologically impaired duck did it first and without some douchey college kid desperately seeking a way to be all over the internet. I am disappoint.

and apparently u dont know how to count dumb shit. stop arguing with a bunch of 12 year olds unless u like stooping to their level.

He just likes to talk shit.

That would make me incredibly happy. To actually see u lick someones ass OMG. U have to b a real man to fly someone all the way to u just so u can get ur tongue on them. That proves you r gay. Haha u know that is definitely a score for us

loooooooooooooooool internet arguments

Wow! Another amazingly erudite, well-phrased put0down that would devastate anyone. Every time you post, you show off another facet of your ignorance.

Why are you so afraid of me? Why don’t you use some intelligence for a change? Oops, sorry. You don’t have any, do you?

Then come on down, you stinking little coward. Do you understand that, in South American countries, I can kill you for that accusation? Don’t believe that? Then let me buy you a ticket.

All you have proved is you are a retarded little boy that cannot think beyond sex insults. Maybe you are trying to compensate for your own sexual identity problems?

You haven’t scored a thing, you little jerk. Keep hiding, keep making your ignorant posts. I love goading you into increasingly stupid remarks. How low can you go? I suspect you are just getting started and you will show us that you can be far more stupid than you have so far.

yes, everyone should join up

http://slrman.wordpress.com/about/

its all here

jesus christ. there’s more stupid comments than content.

Haha, calm down! You can’t claim us Brits never butcher the English language.

to*

Wow! Another totally senseless post. You two people are too much to deal with. I am simply devastated by your wit and wisdom. Are you working on a book?

BTW, sarcasm is a natural reaction to extreme stupidity.

haha its gettin closer to two weeks now

Because I really enjoy seeing just how stupid a comment I can get from someone. So far, you have won that contest today. Aren’t you as proud of that as you are of your illiteracy?

No, I didn’t say I was going to lick anyone’s ass. That was a poster almost as stupid as you. Try to learn to read and notice who posts what. Or is that too far beyond your comprehension abilities?

right here is where u said u were gonna lick will’s ass. boom bitch

Kick Lick Kiss ass it all adds up to you being and ass. your ajoke

James Smith, this was one of the best comments sections I stumbled upon… You’re so convinced of your superiority, and yet you show a staggering lack of creativity when listing what makes you so much better than all of “us”
-martial arts
-ability to buy a plane ticket
-grammar usage
-computer knowledge
iterated over and over and over again.

James Smith needs a life,it took me that long to get through these comments I think I need mine back, I have even forgotten what this page started is about

Wow, wirklich interessant wie ihr dämlichen Amerikaner euch im Internet lächerlich machen könnt.

DOA, you are simply another person who is far too stupid here to understand the point. Like others, you make threats (have your Rugby team instead of you) Keep hiding you ignorant little boy. You would never put yourself at risk would you? All you are doing is showing you have no comprehension of anything and are another intellectual moron and physical coward.

I would like to amend my cock up here of saying you’re 67 and change it to the more appropriate age of 68.

This comment was really just begging to be made.

Good James_smith… Now release your anger. Only your hatred can destroy them…

helpful is spelt with one ‘l’

I don’t want you to start trying to make me seem like an idiot too, but I would just like to point out that when you’re in this kind of ‘fight,’ you have to check your post meticulously for errors, because, as you can now see, if you do make an error, the other guy will never let it go.

Grammar is spelt with two ‘a’s.

What are you saying? That it is intelligent to deliberately make oneself look like a semi-literate moron? I must have a very different idea of intelligent and literate than you. But thank you for your input.

Haters gonna hate

Oh my god, number 6 happened to me exactly! I installed Firefox and my mom said the same thing almost word for word, and she still says “Foxfire”

Holy shit… you’re like a tiny dog with a bone too big for your damn mouth, James my man(that’s right, I’ve declared you to be my man and you can’t do shit about it but feel free to bitch and gripe over that too). You have seriously wasted the last two weeks of your life crouched over this website snapping and snarling at anyone who says anything against your uber badass words? I’d applaud you for the dedication to trolling, but all I see is a sad yappy little dog that can bark all he wants because he’ll never be able to back that shit up. Fail yapper is fail, but still funny to read. So thanks for making me laugh at your expense.

You know, I have to say that I REALLY love how you keep telling everyone that you’re done and you’re just walking away, then it’s like “Woah! OMG! Smitty is back for more!” It’s like… you just can’t get enough. As a famous man that I admire once said, “You’ve got about two things going for you right now. Jack and shit, and Jack just left town.”

Does it really get your rocks off to spend days upon days on a site meant for geeks to browse fluffing up your nonexistent cock feathers and belittling any poster, young, old, literate, or otherwise with your same repetitive bullshit attempts at insults? Lame brains? Rat brains? Little shits? Illiterates? I’m sorry, Smitty, but I’m just not feeling the punch behind these words.

For the record, I have found quite a decent amount of information on you in the last few hours, assuming that the name you give is really your own and you aren’t just playing pretend.

Of course, if it is true, I guess that this is how you’ve decided to step up to the plate and become a man after your father(the sheet metal worker)’s death back in ’04 at 68 years old, but as someone earlier mentioned, I think that if daddy dearest were still here today, he would say “Son… I am disappoint. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!” and I’d be willing to bet that momma Linda probably feels about the same, or at least she would, if she hadn’t died in ’09, at the age of 69(did you guys bury her over your father with her feet up towards his head in memory of that age? yes, my immaturity in combination with your own(but mostly your own) over this entire affair has allowed me to go there). So that must be why you’re up to these antics. With both your parents six feet under, I guess you feel like you can say all the shit you want because the two people that spawned you aren’t around to hang their heads in shame.

The thing that puzzles me about this though is that it was your FATHER who was living in Brazil and the pictures on your flicker account look more appropriate for his age range than that if his 36 year old son, who lives in Indianapolis with his wife Brenda(though I saw another article where you call your wife Amber. Uh oh, divorce?). So you’re either dead or way too young to have gone through all the things that you claim to have and are simply trying to take on your father’s life and pass it off as your own.

I found a lot more information of course. Articles that you’ve written, other sites that you’ve trolled with this same childish “fight me” bullshit, and so on. I will admit that you are very well written and appear to be quite literate. But the way you waste your time blowing up on a bunch of teenagers and trolls on the internet has left behind serious doubts about your intelligence as a whole. Now I’m a pacifist by nature and as someone above mentioned(and you shot down), I would much rather use my intelligence and power of thought to outwit someone than result to the rather barbaric need to swing fists and shout insults. But that doesn’t mean that I wouldn’t stand right in front of you and say just about everything mentioned here(okay maybe not the dead parent bits) because you know what? I’m not afraid of you or your tough words and if fighting is really the only way that you feel you can settle problems and disagreements then I feel bad for you, I really do.

You ignorant piece of shit. You made all this shit up about my father living in Brazil. Y0u are not only a liar, you aren’t even a good liar. So here’s something you can work on while you hide behind the internet like the sniveling little coward that you are. Send me your information at slrman420 on Yahoo Messenger. Then we will meet face to face, that is while you still have a face.

If you were a man, you would not post anonymously. If you were a man, you’d come to Brazil and get your face smashed into a puddle of pus.

But you are just another whining little shithead pretending to be a real person instead of the trembling coward that you are.

James_Smith, I agree with you about the ignorance of the comments on here. It is a little rediculous that you let it get to you that much. That being said, I would enjoy taking you up on your offer. I will not be available for about a month though. I just got back from my 3rd tour in Afghanistan and would enjoy some time with my family first. What was the Yahoo Messenger name you wanted us to give information to?

Best Regards

This was truly the finest display of trolling I have encountered on Stumbleupon. Hats off to you, internets.

dude, im sorry, but you are just plain out lame for taking things up the ass like that. its the internet. people say shit that they dont mean and/or cant back up or both. are you an adult or not? because right now, you are acting like a really stupid YOUNG teenager. hell, im a teen and i dont even act like you in the web. get used to to getting insulted in the interwebs. its an everyday thing.

6 hours ago. First, My name is NOT “Dude”. I give my real name and you are either Rude or stupid for not using it. Second, I CAN back up anything I say.

Third, you have a lot to learn. So get some experience and knowledge, then maybe you’ll get respect, too.

38 years of martial arts training??? HAHAHAHAHA!! What a joke! Obviously, you haven’t learned much. 38 years wasted, if its even true at all. I’ve studied MA enough to know that its not to teach you how to talk and act like some immature and childish bully that makes stupid threats and challenging total strangers with your “I’ll buy you a ticket” nonsense. You are also supposed to learn about respect and self-control among other things, something you obviously know nothing about. If you had any of the confidence you claim, you wouldn’t be trolling here and replying to everybody’s post with your childish insults. I thought the original topic of this page was funny, but James Smith is the biggest joke here. Go back to school, childish little boy. You have so much to learn, but are probably incapable of that at this point in your life. So better yet, just kill yourself and make the world a little better place in doing so.

Another idiot that talks tough when you are safely behind your keyboard. YOu want to try me out? The offer of a free trip to Brazil is open to you any time you are ready.

You want to come, I’ll pay your way then we’ll see who really knows martial arts. YOu will have a life-changing experience. You’ll never look, walk, talk, or think the same again. So whenever you’re ready, asshole. I’ve beaten the shit out of better people than you will ever be on the best day you ever will have. Put up or shut up. I know you’ll be like the rest, full of excuses and insults, but no action, no original thinking and no intellectual, ethical, or physical courage.

Just by replying to that post, shows that you care what that person said. Oh and only fifth grade girls and douchebags threaten someone for not using correct grammar.

First, the trip would be to Brazil, not the USA. Second, before you are so confident, perhaps you should determine with whom you would be dealing. Next, send me your information and we are on. I love kicking the shit out of arrogant, uninformed jerks. Or maybe you will do the fair thing and invite me to Australia? It’s one place I haven’t visited and would love to go, even while large parts are flooded.

Dear Reykamoron Yes, this is my real name and if you were not such an internet idiot you could have checked it out and determined that. But, like the rest of the mentally challenged people on here, you would rather make pointless remarks that do nothing but reveal your own ignorance. Like the others, all you are doing is pointing out how right I am and how stupid you are. As I have posted before, you are welcome to contact me at slrman420 on Yahoo Messenger where we can discuss your personal failings directly and in more detail. Like the others, you will likely be too ignorant or to afraid for even that.

That’s James Smith’s new thing. The pussy is all about paying someone else to uproot themselves and fly halfway around the world to “face off with him”, but when it comes to carting his own ass elsewhere, suddenly his “money and his skin” just aren’t able to cover it. What a worthless fucking loser, right?

The consequences will never be the same!!!!

Congratulations for knowing one of the 5th grade writing conventions. Yes, it could have been two sentences. But apparently, it wasn’t too difficult for even a moron like you to understand. Keep hiding behind your keyboard, you little pipsqueak.

BTW, I notice that you didn’t attempt to respond to the real things I said. You dodged the statements about you are a liar and don’t own any dojo at all. But that’s what I expected. When you’re caught without an answer it’s better to pretend the question was never asked and try to distract with irrelevant issues. It’s a tactic so old and silly that only uneducated fools would even use it. But wait, that’s you, isn’t it?

Stop fucking stealing memes from 4chan you fucks and 1 is 21 btw, how are yous that bad at this.

Anyone stupid enough to try boarding with a one-way ticket well-deserves the cavity searches they’ll be getting from every DHS/TSA/FBI employee who subsequently interrogates them during the following 48-hours.

The comments are even more amusing than the images.

most stupid?!? most STUPID?!?! MOST STUPID?!?!?! Think about that one grammar king.lmao

You ignorant asshole. If you were not so stupid, you would have read that I do not send tickets. That’s because underhanded jerks like you would just cash them in and never show up. Now that you have been so stupid as to state your intentions, you don’t qualify anyway.

And now we know that women can use computers but can’t count past 15. Thanks!

I find it disturbing that this is exactly what i do for my office workers

This is the longest, most idiotic conversation I have ever encountered… Yet I am still entertained. Am i going to hell now?

I don’t believe proud geek girl. If she has to say she’s proud, I bet she’s self loathing. Don’t worry though, somebody will still want sexy time with you. :p

Offering up your cash and body? Dayummm gurl, you should move on over to ?Craigslist if you’re gonna be doing something like that!

That is the level of intelligence and clever repartee I am expecting here. Totally devoid of any of either. Do you enjoy exposing your mental defects?

Sure and others hide behind a name like Anon. You’re another idiot that can’t think of anything original, so you copy the other idiots that criticize my hat. Go hide little boy, the Safari man will get you! ROFLMAO (at you)

Yep, that’s really intelligent and so original. Did you think if that all by yourself? I am so impressed. I don’t often see people with the mental powers of a small rock.

It must be very reassuring to be able to hide behind the internet so say things that reveal that someone called “Anon” is stupid, immature, and cowardly.

Hahaha, just because you have a nice body doesn’t mean you have a nice face.

well hot damn! That sure was some amazing lunacy now, wun”it? Wish I got in on some that n maybe even earned my own pithy reply from mister woods. oh well. still not sure if that was on the level or if he”s a seriously unbalanced psychopath, but once again stumble delivers the goods.

shut up, cunt

I just want to merge the original comments with the latter ones:

James Smith is a sexist.

You’re lying. Its a computer….. Not a delicious sandwich.

Ugh go comment on some feminist blog, cunt. “Oh noes!” Why do all you retarded feminist cunts talk like that? I think it’s ersatz humor, and no surprise that it is full of fail

Are you sure he’s not trolling?

and this is why i read the comments of the pages i stumble on

@ guestt Wow, another little boy that hides behind his computer to make stupid comments. FYI, believe it or not, I do 1,000 push ups a week. That’s far more than my posts. I just enjoy making brainless assholes like you say really ignorant things. That’s for contributing and proving my point.

I think it is humorous that James_Smith has now made at least 5 goodbyes, yet still feels his masculinity is challenged when somebody posts after him enough to come back and retort. I have spent at least 15 minutes looking over these posts and have come to the conclusion that I feel sorry for him. Posters really need to stop taking advantage of steroid-riddled, rage-driven seniors.

P.S. – I, like so many others, will not read your replies James_Smith. But I encourage you, one does not need an audience for stupidity, so carry on with your threats and posts, somebody will find them humorous

I didn’t realize that Sarah Palin viewed this site. c: Sorry, it’s their bad for making a joke that was obviously aimed at all women. How chauvinistic of them.

Unless he was trolling the troll, in which case my posting of this would be trolls trolling a trolled troll. It’s like a fucking tidal wave of trolls.

Dude, he was so fucking mad…I’d use the phrase it’s not even funny, but it was :D

Hmm, maybe they ARE from 4chan you fucking cancer piece of shit.

Well I don’t know, I think James Smith is a very intelligent and literate man. For example, he can back up every thing he has said; anyone could make a simple mistake of pressing an extra “o” in the word “too” and all of you are illiterate assholes.

Furthermore, you are wrong because you are hiding behind your keyboards and will refuse to fight him even though he will pay for your ticket if you give him your information.This proves that you are physical and intellectual cowards, roffelmao.

In conclusion; James Smith does not back down, even after 2 months, and doesn’t afraid of anything. These arguments lead to only one possible conclusion, that all of you are ignorant and illiterate, and are cowards as well. Have a good day, and enjoy your trolling.

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man, can someone like.. purge all these comments so we can just talk about how funny the article was?

No most of them are Malicious Satan-spawned demons from hell that carry around your heart until they don’t want it and stomp on it. but thats just a general stereotype.

:P Comments say woman or women…But they should say Americans if they are gonna make a joke.

i love how a simple funny article turned into a battle of the sexes. cool. lets just say everyone sucks and leave it at that. neither is better than the other and if you think one gender is better than the other, then you are an idiot and your opinion is rendered completely irrelevant.

The problem is “Could care less” means exactly the opposite to “Couldn’t care less” yet people use “could care less” in place of “couldn’t care less” so they are saying the opposite of what they mean, so obviously that is a problem.

Cool, you have a computer in your kitchen?

I’m a girl too and I hate it when there’s not enough counter space for my laptop in the kitchen.

Cool! You have a computer in your kitchen?

I haven’t read much of this, but from what I have read this James guy is the problem not everyone else

My repo has the general human intelligence packages, but it gets stuck on the dependencies. Any help?

Doesn’t he look like a pedo? I mean, look at his photo.

Gosh, with a winning personality like that, I’m baffled why any woman wouldn’t adore you!

Love, that’s a retarded way of thinking. Different people are offended by different things based on their own personal experiences. Sarah Palin wants to take away women’s rights and potentially lead some of them to their deaths. She’s a woman, does that mean other women shouldn’t be offended? No, that’s ridiculous.

Ignorant, narrow-sighted fuck.

yeah, those dudes calling women cunts were real charmers.

…His point is that the image refers to a male, with a girlfriend, rather than a female, with a boyfriend?

I’m in complete support of Women’s rights.. But truly I don’t think that this, out of the many things in the world, would be a call to arms to start accusing sexism.

Keep hatin on James Smith!

160 lbs…5’10″…you’re kinda over weight or plump…or how most women rationalize it…”i’m a real woman”…w/e go lose 20-25 lbs, but keep the tits

8==D—x_x

I think you meant “need” in this comment sir. Just helping you out, so you don’t sound too much like a DOUCHE BAG.

That is sooooooo true! lol

Fat chic’s need a hobby too

hey. fuck you, buddy.

Hang on, I have to fix some punctuation errors in this poor saps sentence before I can reply.

Neither, because you’re expressing a negative.
Only Americans seem to make this mistake; just as only Americans say “Could care less.” Look, if your don’t like the language then invent your own, but stop butchering ours!

Now obviously your incorrect use of punctuation would not be a problem
under normal circumstances but it might be a wise decision to do your research on grammar thoroughly before berating someone else for theirs.

Okay now that I have taken care of that issue, it is time to clear up the phrase, “Could care less.” think about those three words put together. As I see it, “The party experiencing a state of caring could do so at a lower level of intensity.” and when communicated with another person it becomes “The party experiencing a state of caring could do so at a lower level of intensity then the party receiving the message” making it a joke on the competitive nature of humanity. It could also be interpreted as “The party experiancing the caring is asking the recipient if his level of caring is adequit for the situation, as if when told of the new event the recipient adjust his caring level down because it is unfathomable that the recipient would want to carer to care”
and easier way to understand the previous explanation is “I could care less, do you want me too?” in this instance it becomes a joke aimed at validation seekers and a sarcastic way of saying, “I don’t need your approval and I do not care what you have to say.”

Long story short, (too late) we are not butchering the English language. We are using it in ways your fragile mind cannot comprehend.

Anyway I could care less about this topic. I am going to hit the big green SU now.

-Point Made

I speak American. What about you?

Has anyone seen my stapler? 

get back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich

its a stereotype, just like americans are stupid. im american. im not stupid. yes im offended but i deal with it. now shut the fuck up and go back to your life.

American isnt a Language. English is.
American is a generalised accent.

LOL being a parent of a kid who fixes everything from my pc to installing my WII and helping me with my cable I thot this was funny as hell!! I loved it, and thanks to all the kids out there who do this for their parents with a sense of humor!!!

Huh. Atheism sure has turned you into an asshole. Is that what your science teaches you? To lash out at people and tell them you’ll kick their asses? Well.. alright. Do what you want. I’ll be praying for your happiness… Not through Christianity or some such religion, but purely through what you enjoy: Being a dick.

Haha, that’s funny!

… Now get back in the kitchen.

Haha, that’s funny!

… Now get back in the kitchen.

Ooh!  Lookie who put his ‘Big Boy’ internet spurs on.

Wow, another really intelligent, original insult.  You forgot the sexual slurs, though.  Did you fail your sophomore year?

Then accept my offer, you little yellow-bellied worm.

This reminds me of the people at my job!

I think that since people haven’t heard of iJustine, it shows how great she is. You should look up Bill Gates.

So… you’re a hermaphrodite?

it’s uncanny how much i can relate to this… lolol

You mean, like your ersatz intelligence?

#1 is flat out THE TRUTH. 

Wow. Twelve months ago I could not even spil the word ‘injuneer’ and now I are one.

but how do you fix computers in the kitchen??

<—- laughing my ass off!  I'm a 55 year old Mom who fixes her son's computers, her family's computers and everyone else's for years but now?  OMG … there are more programs out there than Carter has liver pills and their "integration plans" (I say PLANS because so far, I've yet to find anything seamless about ANY of them, like GooglePlus) …. I quit!  I fix my own stuff, cause I know what I like and don't.  Take it apart and clean it, add new drives/new ram etcetc but then I built harddrives with my dad back in 1983.  My first "laptop" was an Osborne portable.  My first modem was a phone cradle and we still used one ringy-dingy,two ringy-ding dial phones!!  But now, the NEW stuff?  I get so lost I think I should be called Goldilocks!  Don't know what half of Windows 7 even DOES and to go anywhere NEAR the 'guts' of software skeers me now. Heeeelppppp!  (nothing's wrong but still … it MIGHT be soon!)

Why when there is a general statement made about women there is always on or two who think its all about them. If you’re into computers and Like IT then this statement is not for you. SOME Girls are dumb…… Now some girl can stop on here and say I am not dumb…. 

Yes but you probably use a mac lol newbie

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