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Uncategorized Friday, September 2nd 2011 at 11:54 am

FEMA Judges Hurricane Damage on Whether or Not the Local Waffle House is Open

You might think that whether or not local business are open might be a decent rule of thumb for making a quick estimation of hurricane damage in a given town. Well, apparently it is, because FEMA uses Waffle House restaurants as one of several ways they get a general feel for how bad damage is. The Waffle House Index has three main points on it. When Waffle Houses are up and running full service, usually the damage isn’t bad at all. If they’re serving a limited menu, it means that there’s some damage, but it’s not horrible. If they’re closed, it means you’ve got a disaster on your hands.

Waffle Houses are generally found from the mid-Atlantic to Florida, and along the gulf coast. As such, they are right in striking range for hurricanes but have developed some excellent disaster protocols that generally lets them stay open if at all possible. When Katrina hit, Waffle Houses were some of the first places to reopen and serve the legions of hungry citizens. Since then, they’ve embraced their reputation of being invincible.

Waffle House takes its disaster preparation seriously, to the extent of having a post-disaster opening manual, a menu of foods than can be served when the gas stoves work but the electricity is out, and an army of generators. All this has served them well, apparently; a recent academic paper included them among the top 4 companies when considering disaster response strategy, along with Wal-Mart, Lowe’s and Home Depot.

While there’s certainly an increased profit margin post-disaster when there are few other options, Waffle House prefers not to discuss the strategy in those terms. Considering that Waffle House does little to no marketing, their post-disaster strategy earns them a lot of good word of mouth and a lot of respect, which is doubtless worth its weight in gas-powered generators.

They always say that cockroaches will survive the nuclear apocalypse. I’d like to amend the statement to be cockroaches and Waffle Houses, but not in the same place.

(via Wall Street Journal)

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  • Larry Simmons

    I hope their “disaster preperation” is better than their spelling.

  • Jo

    And making sure their employees show up is no problem, since most of them lose their trailer in the storm anyway. Being at work is actually safer than being at home!

  • Anonymous

    I want to know more about the waffle house truck in the picture..never seen one like that before..

  • Anonymous

    Folks don’t fear, the proof-reader of the internet is still alive.  Remember the internet proof-reader is perfect and has never made a mistake in his life.  He has never missed a question on any of his schoolastic tests, aced his driver’s test, never ruined a check with anything misspelled or calcuation.  He was probably one of those ‘perfect’ kids in grade school that was turned into a punching bag once the end of classes bell rung.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_HE3CJN5P5LFZR3KW5AZXGNAEDE Mimebasher

    FEMA needs to be outsourced for they serve only to make Big Brother appear to help the poor when they only help the Rich and in powered.  Just break down FEMA and you have a butt circus with a load of ass clowns and maybe some pie if your lucky

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  • http://www.drewdagostino.com Drew D’Agostino

    *calculation :-)

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_Z4CJFSWSF6NJQ2QO56FEBHKHJM K

    Whose, Waffle House’s or the article author’s?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_Z4CJFSWSF6NJQ2QO56FEBHKHJM K

    Are you off your meds again?

  • Janet

    *scholastic

  • Sol

    I knew it! The Waffle House in Gulfport didn’t take credit cards after you ordered and ate your meal. You end up embarrasingly handing the cashier your car keys, and trudging next door to the sex shop to use their ATM. The ATM with the huge purple dildo hung just above the till. If you don’t see it when you retrieve your cash, you get a face slap by it.
     As I left both establishments, I muttered to myself, “I hope a hurricane wipes you off the map”. One did, and they’re both gone. I regret nothing. 

  • Mollieslife

    SERIOUS! This was a funny bit but as a Katrina survivor living in Mississippi I can tell you it is true. When W.H. opened after Katrina they did not have fresh produce, just burgers and buns. They had a sign saying they would use plastic utensils because the water was too contaminated to wash the silverware. When they finally opened with a VERY limited menu it was like heaven. It was social. You got to talk to other humans going through the same thing. I went with my daughter and brother. It madFEMA Judges Hurricane Damage using the Waffle House Index | Geekosystem go.meebo.comshared from meebo
    SERIOUS! This was a funny bit on Colbert but as a Katrina survivor living in Mississippi I can tell you it is true. When W.H. opened after Katrina they did not have fresh produce, just burgers and buns. They had a sign saying they would use plastic utensils because the water was too contaminated to wash the silverware. When they finally opened with a VERY limited menu it was like heaven. It was social. You got to talk to other humans going through the same thing. I went with my daughter and brother. It made us feel normal again. It was closed for a while, maybe about two weeks. Thank you Waffle House for making us feel…like life would go on.Sincerely Mollie Gibbs-Garner

  • Mollieslife

    Sorry about the repeat above. I was trying to edit.