Fleshlight-Holding iPad Case is Just as Creepy as It Sounds [UPDATED]

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by Geekosystem Staff | 4:51 pm, January 20th, 2012

Are you speechless, or just surprised no one thought of this earlier? Behold: The Fleshlight Holding iPad Case for all your, you know, needs. Let’s not qualify that with an adjective; it speaks for itself. Now, it’s worth noting two things here. This is neither a real thing — it’s a concept mockup — nor is it officially endorsed by Fleshlight in any way, shape, or form. Last thing we need is letters from Fleshlight to start showing up at the Geekosystem office. But yeah. This is a thing someone thought of. Welcome to the future, everyone.

UPDATE: According to Gizmodo, who got in touch with Fleshlight COO Brian Shubin, this thing actually is going to be an official Fleshlight product at some point in the future.

(via Obvious Winner, link NSFW)

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Bettyquinlyn

not creepy, innovative
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not innovative, titillating
meowmeowmeowmeow

Fuck apple products…literally.
Rikard

Well said
Addylovesyou23

time to skype call people
iDiots

apple sheeps are sick people!
Chezman1

Hey the best part SEX does sell any product on the market
Asavage09

What next, the iVibrator?
Frankiscool

So you don’t masturbate?
Brittney Cavallari

That is definitely creepy.
Mikerich

Where can you get that at
Zzjunk1

The new Apple iCum.
http://www.facebook.com/andys184 Andy Symonette

Genius
Askew

Oh geez
BoutToBeRich

I will invest in this company.
Anonymous

I don’t think I will be buying one any time soon but don’t understand why its creepy?
TheHottuB

Wow, now mac fags can actually fuck their iPads.

I can just hear it being yelled from another room “Dude, who fucked my iPad last night!!!???”

“Bro, I think you need to get your iPad checked for a virus.”

“Oh no, BSOD?!”

“No man, it looks like its got gohnaria.”
deeveeUS

now we need a male version that women or gay guys would use…
Anonymous

its 2012 on the internet…..why the hell are you digitizing a rubber pussy?
Nunya

New meaning for the term firmware.
Guest

so when do we get to stick it to the tablets and fuck androids, really start the cross breading of man and machine, be nice to share the love with the google and its android os
Cat Bowles

Re your comment about tablets. I wonder if size really does matter……..?

The Unintentional Hilarity of Twitter Spam Bots

Back Alley Internet is a recurring column in which we explore some of the weirder corners of the Internet and see what we can drudge up for your amusement and education. This week: We study the legions of Twitter bots that trawl the trending topics and spit out some unintentionally hilarious tweets.

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Eric Limer I need trephination like I need a hole in the head.
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Max AIM CHAT: I like you, too. *belushis*
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Eric Limer Listening to Call Me Maybe and cropping screengrabs of Twitter bots. It's times like this that I really love my job.
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James Plafke Popular rapper Ladies Love Removed Eyes.
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Eric Limer I am genuinely enjoying using So.cl to make weird picture mash-ups. I just made a collage of becks. http://t.co/ulGbDbwn
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Eric Limer This Facebook IPO coverage needs to stop cuz I'm seriously sick of seeing Zuckerberg staring creepily at me from the top of every story.
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Max Put on your poodle skirts and choose your favorite syrup because we're gonna have a sock-hop at the iHop.
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James Plafke I just threatened my mom to email me something by telling her I'd discuss with her all the lady celebrities I'd have sex with.
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Max New Hallmark Card: "I held an extended conversation with you without being able to remember your name" Inside: "I'm sorry."
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Eric Limer To any of you bros who might like to ice me, I encourage you to act on that urge, bro.
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Eric Limer If anyone is looking for some totally garbled, nigh-incomprehensible ad copy, I'm your man.
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Eric Limer What? None of my Facebook friends are on So.cl? How can this be?!
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James Plafke A porn spambot named "toothsex" just spammed me.
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Max Whoever just had The Strand pull a copy Of the Prose Edda: We should be Viking nerd friends.
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Eric Limer "That Spacex launch last Saturday was an absolute abortion."
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