50 Funny Amazon Reviews

By far the largest retailer on the Internet, Amazon.com is a modern-day bazaar of wonders with an unbelievably vast inventory. Some of that inventory is really strange, and some very funny people have used Amazon’s “Reviews” section to send up products bizarre and mundane alike and show off their creative writing skills. Below, 50 of the funniest reviews on Amazon:

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(Funny reviews found via RedditSlashdotRivercrapthis Eurogamer thread, and obsessive browsing of Amazon’s “Amazon Oddities” and “WTF” tags.)


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