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This Guy Puts a Crab Near His Face. Guess What Happens?! [Video]

by James Plafke | 6:10 pm, October 26th, 2011

When you find a crab, whether or not it is in the middle of the road seemingly away from water within a cast of crabs, you probably shouldn’t pick one up and put it near your face. Guess why?

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Anonymous

I was yelling “Gotcha nose!” the whole time. The guy should be thankful he didn’t go for the eyes.
http://twitter.com/kiog Kio G

Hahahahaha!!! What makes it even funnier is how he yells: “Schrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh”
Anonymous

I was expecting to see Adam Savage, for some reason…
http://twitter.com/gadfly666 gadfly666

Rick Perry voter?
Anonymous

Fact: No way has a liberals cap. One of yours no doubt!!!!!
Anonymous

All libs have crabs like this guy!
lazzzlo

Why this is a tech post I have no idea but let me guess.

Honestly Colby, I’m sure this site has some sort of IT relevance other than a crab pincer video.

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