You Should Call The Emergency Hall And Oates Help Line Right Now

Because who knows how long this will last. But right now, you can call 719-266-2837 and be connected to “Call and Oates, the emergency Hall and Oates helpline.” Once connected, you’ll be directed to a call-tree to make your selection from a limited — but  essential — selection of Hall and Oates songs. Pick up your phone right now, and dial.

Here’s the rundown of songs available to you at the helpline, which is 719-26-OATES

1 – One on One

2 – Rich Girl

3 – Maneater

4 – Private Eyes

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