You Should Call The Emergency Hall And Oates Help Line Right Now

by Max Eddy | 6:17 pm, December 20th, 2011

Because who knows how long this will last. But right now, you can call 719-266-2837 and be connected to “Call and Oates, the emergency Hall and Oates helpline.” Once connected, you’ll be directed to a call-tree to make your selection from a limited — but essential — selection of Hall and Oates songs. Pick up your phone right now, and dial.

Here’s the rundown of songs available to you at the helpline, which is 719-26-OATES

1 – One on One

2 – Rich Girl

3 – Maneater

4 – Private Eyes

(image via Wikipedia)

http://2nihon.com 2nihon

AWESOME.
http://www.facebook.com/GiventoflyTrials Daniel Smith

Listening to Maneater right now.
Robert Phillips

Loved hearing Rich Girl! Thanks Callin’ Oates!
sylvia klein

i love rich girl it great song!
Lwb555

ahhhhhhh, joy on line. happy holidays.
Lwb555

ahhhhhhh, joy on line. happy holidays.
Lwb555

ahhhhhhh, joy on line. happy holidays.
Lwb555

ahhhhhhh, joy on line. happy holidays.
Lwb555

ahhhhhhh, joy on line. happy holidays.
Tstingfan1

Love it
Jamila Williams000

god this is wonderful
DandHforever

Awseome, but we need “Sarah Smile!”
http://www.facebook.com/zmuse Zhenya Warshavsky

amazing
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=525356991 Michael C Kricfalusi

one on one, that’s how I’m feeling right now
Alem4k

Who in their life hasn’t had an emegency Hall and Oates need. Thank you for this valuabale service!
Oats

I’m in love with this number. Maneater.

14 of the Best Geekiest Beers

Given beer's pervasive place in human history, it's not surprising that the geeky pastimes of drinkers would eventually rub off on the beers themselves. The result is a veritable cornucopia of nerdy beers, 14 of which are right here.

Tweetosystem

Max I'm hotdog princess.
- permalink
- favorite
- retweet
- reply
Eric Limer So listening to some Andrew W.K. has successfully woken me up, but now all I want to do is party.
- permalink
- favorite
- retweet
- reply
James Plafke Asura's Wrath continues to look like a parody of video games, but is actually a serious video game.
- permalink
- favorite
- retweet
- reply
Eric Limer So the title of a judge in UK High Court (when not addressed directly) is "Mr(s). Justice." Words cannot describe the awesomeness.
- permalink
- favorite
- retweet
- reply
Max Some people want to live in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. I just want to wander around medieval europe in smelly robes. #dreams
- permalink
- favorite
- retweet
- reply
Eric Limer I just drank the milk left at the end of a bowl of cereal. It was the first time in my entire life that I've ever done that.
- permalink
- favorite
- retweet
- reply
James Plafke Why is "butthurt" such a good and accurate term?
- permalink
- favorite
- retweet
- reply
Max Baaaaa http://t.co/fMukV6Of
- permalink
- favorite
- retweet
- reply
Eric Limer I'm almost bummed out that I have no more dishes to wash. It can be a pretty zen activity.
- permalink
- favorite
- retweet
- reply
Eric Limer Cloacae are gross.
- permalink
- favorite
- retweet
- reply
Eric Limer The downtime before a movie is when I'm happiest to have a smartphone.
- permalink
- favorite
- retweet
- reply
Max Remember that time you found our your friend had those "stain resistant pants" and you spent the whole night dumping pepsi on him?
- permalink
- favorite
- retweet
- reply
Max I'm making fun, but part of me will always admire fic writers.
- permalink
- favorite
- retweet
- reply
Max What happened on that Thursday afternoon ten years ago that stopped the fic writer, already 30+ stories in?
- permalink
- favorite
- retweet
- reply
Max "This page last modified Thursday, May 2, 2002 1:06 PM PST" The only fitting epitaph for a Neon Genesis Evangelion fanfiction site.
- permalink
- favorite
- retweet
- reply
Max Harvard University has hosted a clutch of Neon Genesis Evanglion fanfiction for fourteen years. http://t.co/ZEgVGSh8
- permalink
- favorite
- retweet
- reply
Max (I'm old)
- permalink
- favorite
- retweet
- reply
Max I just looked at http://t.co/EXD81Ynn for the first time in easily ten years and I am saddened how I recognize so few of the animes
- permalink
- favorite
- retweet
- reply
Eric Limer I like that the general consensus regarding rules of grammar is that they don't apply so long as you're sufficiently badass.
- permalink
- favorite
- retweet
- reply
Eric Limer Well, I guess I don't need a good graphics card to read books. :/
- permalink
- favorite
- retweet
- reply