Hipster Gandalf
by Robert Quigley | 10:24 am, February 9th, 2011
Fun fact: The Lord of the Rings trilogy is about 3,000 times longer than the average Dwarves song.
Also: Facepalm.
(via Reddit)
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Tweetosystem
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I need trephination like I need a hole in the head.
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AIM CHAT: I like you, too. *belushis*
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Popular rapper Ladies Love Removed Eyes.
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I am genuinely enjoying using So.cl to make weird picture mash-ups. I just made a collage of becks. http://t.co/ulGbDbwn
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This Facebook IPO coverage needs to stop cuz I'm seriously sick of seeing Zuckerberg staring creepily at me from the top of every story.
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Put on your poodle skirts and choose your favorite syrup because we're gonna have a sock-hop at the iHop.
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I just threatened my mom to email me something by telling her I'd discuss with her all the lady celebrities I'd have sex with.
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New Hallmark Card: "I held an extended conversation with you without being able to remember your name" Inside: "I'm sorry."
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To any of you bros who might like to ice me, I encourage you to act on that urge, bro.
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Eric Limer
If anyone is looking for some totally garbled, nigh-incomprehensible ad copy, I'm your man.
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What? None of my Facebook friends are on So.cl? How can this be?!
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"Does this mustache look creepy? Experts are blind; can't tell."
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Lin Beifong is suddenly one of the best things about Legend of Korra.
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I just taught someone what TIL means. There's some kind of poetry to that.
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Preparing some mails.
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James Plafke
A porn spambot named "toothsex" just spammed me.
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Walking my sister through the finer points of PS2 emulation as something of a birthday gift.
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Max
Whoever just had The Strand pull a copy Of the Prose Edda: We should be Viking nerd friends.
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Eric Limer
"That Spacex launch last Saturday was an absolute abortion."
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