The Hitman series is known first and foremost for giving players the freedom to kill their targets in a variety of ways, ranging from the conventional to the needlessly complex. In Hitman Absolution, those methods can be down-right weird sometimes. If someone can explain why this easter egg involving vultures and an ice cream truck makes any sense, I’d be surprised. Luckily, things don’t need to make sense to be funny.
Before you watch, you should know that this video contains some mild spoilers for a mission late in the game. If you’re playing Hitman Absolution and haven’t started a mission called “End of the Road,” you might want to avoid watching this. The easter egg is hidden at the very beginning of the mission, so you should be fine as long as you’ve gotten that far.
- I bet you’re thinking about putting some money down that Hitman Absolution will be the best selling game of the holidays, right?
- Why play a game about being a hitman when you apply for a real license to kill on the internet.
- You know what’s better than a hitman? A hitman-monkey!