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Uncategorized Wednesday, August 1st 2012 at 5:35 pm

Immortality Possible By 2045, So Hold On To Those YOLOs

The 2045 Initiative is bringing together the world’s leading scientists in its bid to attain a means to cybernetic immortality by 2045. Now it’s reaching out to Forbes’ billionaires for funding, promising them their own personal immortality care package in return. That means you need to keep yourself alive for 33 more years, so no more parasailing off your speedboat clutching a bottle of bubbly.

The 2045 Initiative seeks to transplant individual human consciousness and memory into an artificial human body, reminiscent of the androids in Surrogates. They call it Avatar: The image above shows their milestones, and this is their roadmap. So, we know they’re being perfectly serious here.

Founder Dmitry Itskov addressed an open letter to the “Honorable Members of Forbes World’s Billionaires List,” saying:

Currently you invest in business projects that will bring you yet another billion. You also have  the ability to finance the extension of your own life up to immortality. Our civilization has come very close to the creation of such technologies: it’s not a science fiction fantasy. It is in your power to make sure that this goal will be achieved in your lifetime.

For anyone interested, but skeptical, I am ready to prove the viability of the concept of cybernetic immortality by arranging an expert discussion with a team of the world’s leading scientist working in this field.

I will also be willing to coordinate your personal immortality project entirely free of charge for the sake of speeding up the development of these technologies.

Obviously they have no use for inferiorly financed people throwing spare change at them. How do I know? They don’t have a Kickstarter, which is how most projects are funded these days. But seriously, why don’t they have a Kickstarter? A lot of people are going to be all

A lot of people are also going to be skeptical, and skeptical people ask a lot of questions. Questions which I think do not yet have answers. So maybe they just want a few very rich people to explain their (currently) ambitious pseudoscience to, instead of a mob of easily-angered pseudochildren demanding T-shirts before they even listen to anything.

Then again, why would you give them your money? It’s 33 years down the road, and who knows if you want to be immortal by then? Maybe by 2045, you’d have found love, and you don’t believe in life after.

Maybe it’ll take way longer.

Relevant xkcd image:

A technology that is '20 years away' will be 20 years away indefinitely

In all honesty though, we keep telling ourselves it’s crazy-talk, but we know we kinda want them to make it happen. So best of luck with them billionaires, bro.

(via Reddit)

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  • Aaron M.

    does that mean you will be confined to the range of hologram emitters with “Avatar D”? That doesn’t sound too exciting… 

  • http://www.facebook.com/BubbleMachine Will Shooter

    I assume by this point we will also have either omnipresent hologram emitters in all areas sharing the load, singular personal emitters which follow the owner/hologram by hovering, or we turn the entire planet into one big prism.

  • Akathon

    This is what I’m talking about, I’ve been wondering for years if we were approaching cybernetic immortality within this century. I always figured if so, it would be around the end of the century, if we do only have to wait 33 years it may even be in my lifetime. Now wouldn’t that be something.

  • Mayra

    Who wants to be immortal? Have we learned nothing from Torchwood and Doctor Who and all those vampire movies?!

  • Jynn

     Just what I was thinking. Have we learned nothing from the Mondasians and John Lumic!? Bad things happen.

  • Marsta58

    Sounds interesting, although at 54 I’ll have to really start watching my health if I want to make it to the “Brave New World.”  Speaking of which, they are talking about “Cut and Pasting” your consciousness into an avatar.  What if you “Copy and Paste”it into a dozen avatars.  Does that mean there will be a dozen yous?  I’m sure some rich guy will try it.

  • Unusual_muse

    If you’re in trouble he will save the dayHe’s brave and he’s fearless come what mayWithout him the mission would go astray

    He’s Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer!
     

  • Akathon

    Hmm, well just as their is many literary works on immortal beings hating their immortality, their is just as many literary works where immortal beings are content with their immortality. Fiction is fiction, comparing immortality in real life, to vampires in literary works is just foolish.

  • http://www.facebook.com/kendall.varden.3 Kendall Varden

    I am giving my body to science so maybe I will luck up and become immortal lol.

  • http://www.facebook.com/lab.rat.7169 Lab Rat

    What about “Death Becomes Her”? But seriously, you don’t want to live forever? Are you retarded?

  • Anis Ea

    Everyone wants to be Immortal, except maybe a smartass idiot like you whose source of knowledge is hollywood movies.

  • Mayra

    Way harsh, Tai! There are only two ways it can go down: either everyone is immortal or only a select few are. If A: overpopulation sucks! If B: watching everyone and everything you love die sucks too! Ergo: Immortality is probably not a good idea, from an urban planning standpoint or a mental health standpoint. You were saying about my Hollywood knowledge?