“It’s all fun and games until your ex-girlfriend tells everyone the password to your friends-only LiveJournal account is the first letter in the names of each of the Ring-bearers, listed in the order they held it, including Sauron, Isildur, Smeagol and Tom Bombadil but neither Deagol nor Gandalf.”
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–From Greg Ryan‘s excellent McSweeney’s piece “Events, Over A Life Span, That Precipitate The End Of Fun And Games.”
(Thanks, Hannah.)
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