Move Over Chocolate Fountain, Ketchup Fountain is the New Fancy

fountain Ketchup ketchup fountain

by James Plafke | 12:42 pm, November 3rd, 2011

The new way to fancy up your Barmitzvah or Quinceañera but still be a man of the people: The ketchup fountain.

(simplywellfed via BuzzFeed)

Anonymous

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from home. hе was оut оf his jоb fоr eight mоnths but this october his salary wаs
$ 8100 only by wоrking оn thе cоmputer fоr а fеw hоurs a day.

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Stan Horwitz

Oh my! I want one. Where do I get one!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=590614896 Brent Kneebush

I think I am gonna be sick…
http://www.facebook.com/msforeigner Донна Лигай

I don’t recall seeing anything this fancy. Wow.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Arroyo-Shotwithlove/100000733453112 Arroyo Shotwithlove

Makes me wonder if the writer really is “that fat” …. hmmmmmmmm
Anonymous

Now that’s class.
TroyLeeWalsh

Its kwl just its only a chocolate fountain with ketchup u can do it so esy

The Unintentional Hilarity of Twitter Spam Bots

Back Alley Internet is a recurring column in which we explore some of the weirder corners of the Internet and see what we can drudge up for your amusement and education. This week: We study the legions of Twitter bots that trawl the trending topics and spit out some unintentionally hilarious tweets.

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Eric Limer I am genuinely enjoying using So.cl to make weird picture mash-ups. I just made a collage of becks. http://t.co/ulGbDbwn
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