40 Lame Pun Raccoons Just Won’t Leave You a Groan

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by Geekosystem Staff | 12:53 pm, February 17th, 2011

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iPod vs. Titanic
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Addicted to Soap

Dead Batteries

Novocaine for the Soul

All Right

Chemistry Puns

Alphabet Soup

Amputated Toes

Antenna Wedding

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Playing as Chun-Li

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The Law of Averages

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Acorns

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How to Use a Boomerang

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On cars

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D'oh!

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Geometry

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Dental Insanity

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Antigravity

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Not very bunny

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The Buddhist and the Hot Dog Vendor

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Nosy Pepper

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English Kidney Banks

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Brown and Sticky

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Australian LAN

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Communism Class

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Camo Trousers

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$Math Teachers$

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Seafood disco

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Monorail Enthusiast

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The nervous guitarist

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Typecasting

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Watering holes

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Rip-off artist

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Periods

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How dramatic

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Russian dolls

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Funniest Candy

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Venison for dinner

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*Groan*

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Pun Contest

(all pics via QuickMeme, KYM, Lame Pun Raccoon Tumblr, Reddit, and Smosh.)

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F.C.N.Deer

wow, what an incredibly archaic and horribly designed gallery you use. update your image viewer and i might come back. probably not. who needs another lame carbon-copy website in a niche that, believe it or not, is pretty damn crowded. get some fucking o.c.
F.C.N.Douchenozzle

I sure hope F.C.N.Deer comes back. I miss him already. :-(
Bearfoot Fb

they’re almost as annoying as techno geeks whining and bitching aren’t they FCN?
Jerry Fnord

PLEASE TO MAKE MORE WEB2.0IER KTHXBYE
Nisisis

omfg. this is amazing.l cried.
http://mikeramblesaboutstuff.com/ Mike Lim

I normally hate puns but this shit’s both brilliant AND hilarious!

The Unintentional Hilarity of Twitter Spam Bots

Back Alley Internet is a recurring column in which we explore some of the weirder corners of the Internet and see what we can drudge up for your amusement and education. This week: We study the legions of Twitter bots that trawl the trending topics and spit out some unintentionally hilarious tweets.

Tweetosystem

Eric Limer I need trephination like I need a hole in the head.
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Max AIM CHAT: I like you, too. *belushis*
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Eric Limer Listening to Call Me Maybe and cropping screengrabs of Twitter bots. It's times like this that I really love my job.
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James Plafke Popular rapper Ladies Love Removed Eyes.
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Eric Limer I am genuinely enjoying using So.cl to make weird picture mash-ups. I just made a collage of becks. http://t.co/ulGbDbwn
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Eric Limer This Facebook IPO coverage needs to stop cuz I'm seriously sick of seeing Zuckerberg staring creepily at me from the top of every story.
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Max Put on your poodle skirts and choose your favorite syrup because we're gonna have a sock-hop at the iHop.
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James Plafke I just threatened my mom to email me something by telling her I'd discuss with her all the lady celebrities I'd have sex with.
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Max New Hallmark Card: "I held an extended conversation with you without being able to remember your name" Inside: "I'm sorry."
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Eric Limer To any of you bros who might like to ice me, I encourage you to act on that urge, bro.
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Eric Limer If anyone is looking for some totally garbled, nigh-incomprehensible ad copy, I'm your man.
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Eric Limer What? None of my Facebook friends are on So.cl? How can this be?!
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Eric Limer "Does this mustache look creepy? Experts are blind; can't tell."
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Rollin Bishop Lin Beifong is suddenly one of the best things about Legend of Korra.
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James Plafke I just taught someone what TIL means. There's some kind of poetry to that.
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Max Preparing some mails.
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James Plafke A porn spambot named "toothsex" just spammed me.
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Eric Limer Walking my sister through the finer points of PS2 emulation as something of a birthday gift.
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Max Whoever just had The Strand pull a copy Of the Prose Edda: We should be Viking nerd friends.
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Eric Limer "That Spacex launch last Saturday was an absolute abortion."
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