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MC Chris’ Han Solo

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Susana Polo
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Published: Sep 26, 2010 05:29 pm

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So stone cold he survived an industrial freezing process.  So badass that his sidekick is a 7-foot walking bear wearing a bandolier.  So slick he can steal your girl and make out with your sister at the same time. If that galaxy far, far away was really a long time ago, then Han Solo is the original gangster.

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Susana Polo
Susana Polo thought she'd get her Creative Writing degree from Oberlin, work a crap job, and fake it until she made it into comics. Instead she stumbled into a great job: founding and running this very website (she's Editor at Large now, very fancy). She's spoken at events like Geek Girl Con, New York Comic Con, and Comic Book City Con, wants to get a Batwoman tattoo and write a graphic novel, and one of her canine teeth is in backwards.