Available Soon: Bizarre Shoe That Plays Clips of Lars Ulrich Speaking

Recommended Videos

Noticing the obvious lack of strange doodads on the market, Metallica has announced a merchandising deal with Vans that will see three different releases of varying oddity. The first and last will be rather straightforward Metallica-branded shoes. It’s the middle release that promises to be truly weird. Dubbed “Passion Projects,” the line will feature designs from the band, including a shoe that plays clips of Lars Ulrich speaking with each step.

Consequence of Sound explains:

The shoes are the first in an upcoming three-tier release schedule. In January 2013, Vans will unveil the “Passion Projects” line, featuring designs from each band member (including Lars Ulrich’s shoe that plays clips of him speaking with each step).Then, in March, Vans and Metallica will celebrate the 30th anniversary of Kill ‘Em All with artwork emblazoned on Vans’ Classic Slip-On and the Sk8-Hi shoes.

We still have a few months to prepare for the inevitable squealing of multiple pairs of these things going off at once. Even worse, imagine multiple people wearing them in a confined space like the subway. Is the demand for novelty sneakers, and Lars Ulrich, really that high? Vans seems to think so.

(Consequence of Sound via Uproxx)

Relevant to your interests


The Mary Sue is supported by our audience. When you purchase through links on our site, we may earn a small affiliate commission. Learn more
related content
Read Article How Can ‘Election’ Be 25 Years Old When I Haven’t Aged a Day?
Matthew Broderick and Reese Witherspoon in Election
Read Article Dan Stevens Has Proved We Should Always Let Him Get Weird
Dan Stevens in multiple roles, all together In one image
Read Article Every Broken Engagement With ’90 Day Fiancé’s Big Ed Is a Bullet Dodged
Ed with Liz, moments before Rose exposes Ed during a call in 90 Day Fiance
Read Article Everyone Whining About a Lack of Original Movies Is Somehow Missing a Great One
Abigail in the Abigail movie.
Read Article ‘The Fall Guy’ Review: A Hilarious Action-Packed Love Story
Colt fixing Judy's hat in the Fall Guy
Related Content
Read Article How Can ‘Election’ Be 25 Years Old When I Haven’t Aged a Day?
Matthew Broderick and Reese Witherspoon in Election
Read Article Dan Stevens Has Proved We Should Always Let Him Get Weird
Dan Stevens in multiple roles, all together In one image
Read Article Every Broken Engagement With ’90 Day Fiancé’s Big Ed Is a Bullet Dodged
Ed with Liz, moments before Rose exposes Ed during a call in 90 Day Fiance
Read Article Everyone Whining About a Lack of Original Movies Is Somehow Missing a Great One
Abigail in the Abigail movie.
Read Article ‘The Fall Guy’ Review: A Hilarious Action-Packed Love Story
Colt fixing Judy's hat in the Fall Guy