27 Famous Movie Quotes as Said by Proper English Gentlemen

by Eric Limer | 2:45 pm, August 17th, 2011

People in movies can be pretty crude. Granted, they usually have a good reason, but sometimes I just wish everyone could be more gentlemanly about things. Apparently, The Frogman at Slacktory felt the same way, along side some Canv.as chaps who felt the urge to run with the meme. As such, they started creating this incredible collection of iconic movie quotes as they would have been said by more civilized gentleman. I do say, these quotables are polite and charming indeed, my dear reader. Polite and charming indeed.

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1.Aliens

2.Star Wars: Return of the Jedi

3.Back to the Future

4.Army of Darkness

5.Tropic Thunder

6.Dude, Where's My Car

7.Fight Club

8.Gone With The Wind

9.Forrest Gump

10.2001: A Space Oddessy

11.There Will Be Blood

12.Jaws

13.Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

14.Titanic

15.Sudden Impact

16.Monty Python and the Holy Grail

17.Lord of the Rings

18.Aliens

19.Kindergarten Cop

20.Scarface

21.Snakes on a Plane

22.Taxi Driver

23.Terminator

24.The Big Lebowski

25.Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith

26.Se7en

27.Full Metal Jacket

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LoL I was thinking that was quite a stretch as well…
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They need to do Heston’s famous line from Planet of the Apes….
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The Unintentional Hilarity of Twitter Spam Bots

Back Alley Internet is a recurring column in which we explore some of the weirder corners of the Internet and see what we can drudge up for your amusement and education. This week: We study the legions of Twitter bots that trawl the trending topics and spit out some unintentionally hilarious tweets.

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James Plafke Adventures in Linux: Ubuntu 12.04 looks really cool, and you feel cool using it, but it is unusable.
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Max NASA says capture is confirmed! The ISS has made contact with the @SpaceX Dragon!
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Max This is happening right now, guys. http://t.co/Wms4dzEQ
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Max Watching anything happen in space is like 50% unbridled excitement ad 50% boredom. http://t.co/MCcVh5LA
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Eric Limer You have to tew two tutus?! I have to tew two tutus too!
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Max The Pizza and Pasta Foundation supports the federal SAUCE act. Ask your congressman to put some SAUCE on it!
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Eric Limer I like how if you make a mistake typing a popular URL, invariably the site you find is all "YOU'RE WINNER!" It's uplifting for a second.
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Max Spam for work involves a false teeth supplier and someone looking to buy magnetic plates.
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Eric Limer So that improv show was definitely a good idea. Ben Schwartz, Zach Woods, Justin Long, AND Adam Scott. #EverythingWentBetterThanExpected
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Max Got a lot crossed off my to-do list tonight, and I'm starting to feel significantly less freaked about about, well, life.
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Eric Limer I need trephination like I need a hole in the head.
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Max AIM CHAT: I like you, too. *belushis*
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Eric Limer Listening to Call Me Maybe and cropping screengrabs of Twitter bots. It's times like this that I really love my job.
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James Plafke Popular rapper Ladies Love Removed Eyes.
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Eric Limer I am genuinely enjoying using So.cl to make weird picture mash-ups. I just made a collage of becks. http://t.co/ulGbDbwn
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Eric Limer This Facebook IPO coverage needs to stop cuz I'm seriously sick of seeing Zuckerberg staring creepily at me from the top of every story.
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Max Put on your poodle skirts and choose your favorite syrup because we're gonna have a sock-hop at the iHop.
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James Plafke I just threatened my mom to email me something by telling her I'd discuss with her all the lady celebrities I'd have sex with.
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Max New Hallmark Card: "I held an extended conversation with you without being able to remember your name" Inside: "I'm sorry."
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Eric Limer To any of you bros who might like to ice me, I encourage you to act on that urge, bro.
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