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Uncategorized Tuesday, July 17th 2012 at 12:35 pm

The Internet Needs More My Little Pony Firearms

This is a Fluttershy AAC Honey Badger Rifle, and someone needs to make it. Come to think of it, My Little Pony firearms are so genius, there must be a few of them around by now. We did a short search and, true to form, there are a number of real My Little Pony guns. But not enough.

TheBadPanda2 has a cool collection of ‘shopped firearms at his DeviantArt gallery, two of them My Little Pony-inspired.

We got curious so we started looking for real ones. The Internet netted us just 3 firearms, all of them patterned with Rainbow Dash. I understand how Rainbow Dash is obviously best pony for firearms, but imagine the maniacal terror a huge Pinkie Pie submachine gun can inspire. It might shoot confetti, it might not, and it’s always ready to party!

We also found a Luna holster which, while still badass, is not a gun.

(via Neatorama)

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  • fail

    No, just fucking no. The internet needs less pony bastardizations.

  • Lpatterson2010

    that is freaking awesome!!!! Even better- the pink .9 Glock with Pinkie Pie! I’d buy one!

  • Dieter

     yes. there are to many bronys and this ponys on firearms is maybe the worst of it.
    I’ve seen a rainbow dash coloured stock of a genuine karabiner 98k, a real antique nowadays, ruined by some fucking children show.
    This whole pony thing is the worst thing to happen to the internet in a long time and you should feel bad for yourselfes geekosystem for promoting something like it.

  • http://lurkingrhythmically.blogspot.com/ Erin Palette

    Let me explain this as slowly and as clearly as I can.

    I am using my own fucking money to buy my own fucking guns. I can then do whatever the fuck I want to, again, MY fucking guns. What I do to my own fucking guns does not affect you, or your guns, in any way, shape, or form.

    So stop being fucking butthurt about something that doesn’t fucking affect you in the least, you fucking crybaby tacticool mallninja wannabe.

    Now, was that able to penetrate your concrete skull, or should I say “fuck” a few more times before it sinks in?

    Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to to go buy the manliest rifle I can find and paint it bright bubblegum pink, because FUCK YOU.

  • http://twitter.com/NotClauswitz NotClauswitz

    Füyckin’-å, too!  Hello Kitty meets…the Sand People?

  • idlethoughts

    This is a common misconception on the internet, but over using the f-word if anything delegitimizes points not improves them.

  • CapitalistPig

    Wow, first Bloomberg’s Firearm Color Police show up, then the Word Police arrive.  Good thing we still live in a free country…

  • fail

     Oh you can paint it pink and put little gay ass hearts and whatever on it I don’t have a problem with that, but the second you put any MLP shit on it then post it to the internet it becomes my problem. Putting aside the issues with MLP and the majority fan base bronies have ruined several prominent areas of the interwebz (namely certain boards that shall remain unsaid) I am so tired of seeing this shit.

    Also kindly go fuck yourself and die in a fire.

  • Anonymous

    It is entirely the fault of Hitler and the Nazis.

    There, now we have color police, language police and gone Godwin.

    In the spirit of language police, Dieter, it’s “too many”.  The easy mnemonic is there are too many ‘o’s in too as compared to ‘to’.

    As a veteran, I think Erin used the F-bomb properly.

    Honestly, you wish me to not paint my vintage surplus rifle hot pink and adorn it with decals of Hello Kitty and My Little Pony; make me a cash offer and we’ll see how serious you are about protecting these valuable collectables.

    I shan’t hold my breath.  Time and again the purist wants it to be forbidden without investing anything of their own.  Been watching this with the collector v hot-rodder for decades.  If you do not own it, you don’t control it.  If you don’t control it, you don’t get to dictate to the owner how it will be treated.

    But look on the bright side, every gun modified so increases the value of the ones not already adorned.

  • Anonymous

    I can guarantee you never see it again.  Disconnect from the internet and never hook it back up.

    You are right, this is YOUR problem.  A problem you should probably be receiving large doses of sedatives for.

    Rather than wishing someone die in a fire for your problem you should call 911 and get a ride to the hospital to be evaluated for a serious psychological problem.  It could even be a tumor.  This could save your very life!

    Your narrow minded intolerant life, but…

  • konrad509

    What a bullshit…

  • http://twitter.com/Unanimous_D Unanimous Delivers

    This is just wrong. Just plain wrong. Anyone who would buy a Fluttershy Rifle has to be out of their mind. Now a Twilight Sparkle Rifle on the other hand, that actually makes sense. Unlike Fluttershy, she can use her magic to aim and fire it. Plus, in Team Fortress 2, the Sniper class is usually associated with her (as Apple Jack with the Engineer, Pinkie Pie with Pyro, Dasie with Scout, etc), and the Sniper is the only one that uses machine guns or rifles of any kind (not counting Heavy and the jury’s still out whether he’s Big Macintosh or Celestia). And besides, dark purple and blue is easier to clean than light pink and yellow,

  • http://twitter.com/Unanimous_D Unanimous Delivers

    This is just wrong. Just plain wrong. Anyone who would buy a Fluttershy Rifle has to be out of their mind. Now a Twilight Sparkle Rifle on the other hand, that actually makes sense. Unlike Fluttershy, she can use her magic to aim and fire it. Plus, in Team Fortress 2, the Sniper class is usually associated with her (as Apple Jack with the Engineer, Pinkie Pie with Pyro, Dasie with Scout, etc), and the Sniper is the only one that uses machine guns or rifles of any kind (not counting Heavy and the jury’s still out whether he’s Big Macintosh or Celestia). And besides, dark purple and blue is easier to clean than light pink and yellow,

  • http://lurkingrhythmically.blogspot.com/ Erin Palette

    You have a point, idlethoughts, and normally I would try to phrase my argument without descending to such levels of vulgarity.

    However, I felt I needed the extra profanity to work as a truncheon in order to hammer the point through Dieter’s obvious mental retardation.

    It’s one thing to not like a show or a fandom. It’s another to engage in knee-jerk hatred because something that someone else does makes you feel threatened.

    It really doesn’t bother me in least if people hate MLP. I’m fine with that. I am intensely bothered by people who hate bronies, because the intensity and rapidity of that hate is reminiscent of extreme homophobia.

    Let’s analyze it, shall we?

    The gun is a very manly instrument, both in function (it is designed to kill) and in design (insert penis joke here). So when ponies — pastel in color, from a girls’ cartoon, who are about friendship and love — appear on a gun, what words are used most often by critics to express their distaste?

    “Gay” and “Faggy” are at the top.

    It’s as if these incredibly insecure men are afraid they are being symbolically emasculated whenever one of their penis-analogs is dressed up in anything other than an appropriately macho design.

    I could possibly understand this fear if there were roving bands of bronies who broke into their houses, took their guns, and ponified their guns against their will. But that’s not happening. What I do with my guns doesn’t affect your guns in the slightest.

    The entire notion of “You like doing something I do not like, therefore it incites me to violence” is pure bigotry.

  • King of Gondor

    Her swearing is quite irrelevant to the accuracy of her statement. I as an American we have the right to bear arms, spend out money as we wish, and enjoy whatever we want to.  Its sad how much other people seem to care what other adults enjoy. If someone want to watch cartoon more power to them. 

    There is a buddhist proverb one on my teachers told me long ago. There are many paths up the mountain; some are straight and others are windy and will take you places you would not expect but no path is wrong. The only man who wastes his life is the one who circles the mountain telling others they are wrong.

    Live and let live. Also my little pony is a great show that we all love and when I buy my remington 870 next summer I am so getting a rainbow dash paint job.

  • King of Gondor

    It is only your problem because you chose so. You decide to pick a battle that is pointless: you gain nothing, you change nothing, and you make yourself angry. You are not the internet police and what people post (unless it is illegal or hurts others) is not your problem. Pick your battles better and learn to ignore what others do. For example. I dislike Justine Bieber but that does not mean I get angry at his fans. I simply ignore them. I would argue that ignoring others who you enjoy something is far more mature than raging at it. 

  • fail

    HAHA OH WOW
    >on the internet
    >not angry
    >mfw

    anyway, to offer a counterpoint, I wouldn’t have a problem with bronyfags if they didn’t permeate the culture I choose to be a part of. Preteen girls and their choices in music don’t bother me since we never really cross paths (so to speak).

  • fail

     WELCOME TO THE INTERNET LOLOLOLOL!!!!11111

    You must be new here. As I said in my original post I have a problem with socially inept, aspie nerd bronyfags who seem to corrupt everything in their path with this shit.

    May I direct you to the same fire I showed the other poster.

  • fail

     Oh god where do I start? First where is your proof of a connection between Homophobia and hatred of bronies? We hate bronies. why? Because a majority of them are socially akward nerds with self-diagnosed mental problems (pretty sure some of them do have legit problems though). How can I prove this? Go to any MLP con (or any con for that matter) and talk to the first one you meet. It’s uncomfortable, weird, makes you lose faith in humanity. I would have less of a problem if their obsession is over something targeted for males between 18 and 30 years of age. Well they are free to love what they want to. Why does any brony say they love this show? It’s well made, it’s written by Lauren Faust. I could say the same about half a dozen other shows and those don’t have the same size and age demographic as MLP. So what is it that drives this obsession? Bandwagon appeal. It’s a social  faux pas and these aspie losers latch on and don’t let go.

  • Random Brony

    I am so going to Rainbow Dash my SAR-3

  • Random Brony

    >responding to trolls
    >2012
    ishiggydiggy

  • http://lurkingrhythmically.blogspot.com/ Erin Palette

    So, to sum up:

    A person who goes by the handle of “fail” (oh, the fun I could have discussing the identity issues of someone who hides behind an anonymous label of failure) does the following:

    1) Is upset that other people on the internet like things he doesn’t like;
    2) Feels impotent that people don”t stop liking ponies when he yells at them to quit;
    3) Tells me to “die in a fire”;
    4) When told to “Relax, just let people do their thing” replies with “No, I am making this my problem;
    5) Insults fans of the show by calling them slurs such as “aspies” and “bronyfags”;
    6) But then subsequently denies that his raging hatred and use of denigrating language constitutes homophobia.

    I believe my point has been made. Dude is so full of raging hate that he’d fit right in with the Westboro Baptists. They hate fags too. Although they probably don’t scream as much.

    But you know what, fail? It’s okay. You can scream and pull your hair and stamp your little feet, and it won’t stop us. Go have yourself a nice temper tantrum. While you’re raising your blood pressure and generally being miserable because people aren’t doing what you want them to do, I’m gonna go watch some pony episodes, sing pony songs, talk about ponies on the internet, and generally have a great time. Maybe later I’ll put on my pony holster and go to the range.

    I’m having fun and you’re not, and you can’t stop me.  Tra la, tra la.

  • Anonymous

    Good reply King of Gondor.

    I fed the troll, but then, the feed is free and they think it’s good for them.

  • Anonymous

    You’re the one choosing to see this.
    You’re the one choosing to be offended.

    Therefore the problem is yours.

    Seek therapy.  Have your mom drive you.

    Wishing someone death in a fire is a mark of a severe mental problem that should really lead to an adjudication of mental incompetence and removing you forever from the pool of people allowed to own a firearm.  At present the bravery that comes from being anonymous allows to you spew your hate.  Because you most assuredly would not spew this bile to anyone’s face.  Do not bother saying that you would, you will not.  Post your physical address if you’re serious about “saying to someone’s face” and I’ll bet you get an opportunity and a visit from mental health professionals.

    It’s the nature of trolls and cowards.  Or did I repeat myself?

    I was reminded of something in another thread about trolls and knee-jerk responses to things that are not harming them in the least.  It’s called a “suspiciously specific denial”.  It calls to mind that the person objecting is not actually angered or horrified by the thing in question but rather shocked that they are delighted by it and horrified by what that means to their self image.

    Calling someone a “bronyfag” as if it were a slander is a window into their soul and shows us a great deal about them and says very little about the people they hope to insult.

    The most interesting thing about being secure in oneself is the lack of power insults carry.  If someone calls me something that I am, then I am not insulted because it is true.  If someone calls me something I am not, again I am not insulted because it is not true.  Being secure in my self also means that I am not anything that I am ashamed of.  I have addressed and eliminated those things.

    Clearly, some have not.  Everyone should, but it’s not something that just anyone can do and many are simply incapable.

  • Random Brony

    He’s a troll from *chan
    so he’s about 14
    Just ignore him, he’s not even a good troll
    All oldfags know trolling is an art.

  • http://lurkingrhythmically.blogspot.com/ Erin Palette

    I figured it was something like that. I just like getting in the last word. :D

  • fail

    lol take a look dude jimmies rustled all up in this bitch

  • fail

    >makes legit point
    >ignores point and claims I am a bigoted asshole

    Jimmy Status in here

    [ ] not rustled
    [ ] kinda rustled
    [X] there will be no peace from this rustling

  • Lucas Alves Sales

    i think we need moar bronys on the internet oh and talking about guns and bronys maybe some of you non bronys will be happy to know about blacklight it is a weasome game and it looks like bf3 but the point is i think 40% of the people how play it are bronys.

  • Lucas Alves Sales

    oh and we need a twilight sparkle gun man it would be epic

  • another brony

    hahahahahaha fuck you all ponies will rule the world

  • Rob

    That’s my shotgun and it is not a Remington 870, it’s a Mossberg Maverick 88. I’ve since gotten the stock signed by Jason Thiessen.

  • Korvic

    I love you… The RD AA-12 isn’t 20% cooler, it’s 30% cooler. I am also a major fan of steampunk, and it has a mix of both MLP and steampunk looking brass elements. <3

  • Korvic

    Also, fail’s gonna hate. :P

  • Bullshit.

    The internet most definitely does NOT need more of these ridiculous PAINTED assault weapons. Who the fuck even paints a gun in the first place?! These are god damn war machines, things that should be treated with respect and fear, not something to ruin by painting blue and putting stickers on it! You VANDALIZED an Enfield! That gun was probably used in more than one war, and you just paint over it?

  • Bullshit.

    Actually, insults are warranted if you support taking these weapons, these serious pieces of equipment, and PAINTING them. Do you even know what that can do to them?

  • Bullshit.

    Same here. I’m alright with gay people, because gay people don’t attempt to spread homosexuality like a fucking wildfire. They just like dick, or vagina if they’re female. But seriously, I’ve seen way too many things taken over by this whole My Little Pony thing. It’s ridiculous. Team Fortress 2 is a prime example, I can’t go two steps without people talking about some fucking fluttershy bullshit. I’m trying to communicate with my team, and you’re chattering like SCHOOLGIRLS over a show FOR SCHOOLGIRLS! And before you say the creators of the show support bronies, that’s because they get FUCKLOADS OF MONEY FROM YOU! YOU HAVE MADE THEIR SHOW FAMOUS, AND THEY ARE MILKING YOU!

  • http://www.facebook.com/john.titus.3133 John Titus

    Defending this is futile. While these ponyfags are seeing themselves as true bad asses with their cutie mark shotguns, the rest of the internet and a whole world of gun enthusiasts are puking. Its not cool to have a little kids show character on a rifle. This goes along with any other character from all walks of fiction. Its not cool to put a homsestuck character on it, a fursona on it, or a cartoon magical pony with rainbow hair on it. Its disgusting. I don’t want socially awkward faggots starting to wedge their way into the last things on earth that are still manly.

  • Pon-3

    The wedging has begun. There are bronies in the military. :)

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