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Uncategorized Tuesday, April 10th 2012 at 4:55 pm

You Don’t Really Love Nintendo Unless You Have Everything From This 1994 Ad

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You’ve got all the games, for every system. You can draw the maps for Zelda dungeons from memory. You wore a Power Glove to your wedding. You’re a Nintendo nerd, or at least you think you are. I hate to pop your bubble, but unless you’ve got the numerous items in this Nintendo apparel ad from 1994, you’re nothing. The retailer even recommends that you purchase a “backup Nintendo T-shirt for those surprise attacks.” Apparently, you might barf yourself or pee your shirt or something. See the full ad, in its antiquated glory, after the break.

(Unreality Mag via Geeks are Sexy)

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  • Jack Bond

    I’m a giant Nintendo fan, but I kind of resent retro Nintendo fans. I’m a technology geek. I like to see the cool things Nintendo is making.

  • Omani_me93

    They misspelled Nintendo :/

    “Take cover under this Ninetendo Cap.”

  • togo

    small children 17.95

    no wonder pedobear is always smiling

  • Yorgie

    Badass jeans

  • http://www.santinno.com/ Lennie Rawls

    you might barf yourself or pee your shirt or something. See the full ad, in its antiquated glory, after the break.

  • http://www.sa-sostore.com/stop-sign-reflective-24-x-24-inches/productinfo/09397 Violeta Hawks

    You’ve got all the games, for every system. You can draw the maps for Zelda dungeons from memory. You wore a Power Glove to your wedding

     

  • onemadcow

    EXPLODING KNEES!