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Uncategorized Wednesday, August 15th 2012 at 8:36 pm

Now This Is How You Eat a Watermelon

Sometimes, it’s nice to see a person just really, really enjoy something. For instance, take Mr. Tom Willett here, who enjoys eating watermelon very much. He is also really quite good at it. Which is a good thing to be, if you are going to do something like make a nearly 10 minute YouTube clip about how to eat a watermelon, a proposition which is more complicated than it seems at first blush.

Willett has a number of helpful ProTips to offer on subjects like what to eat with your watermelon and how to properly divide it into sectors. Within this video, there are secret ingredients, strong opinions on the matter of adding salt to things, and an Archimedes’ Principle of Watermelons. Beyond that, we don’t really know what to say, except that this is way more compelling than any watermelon consumption tutorial has the right to be. Please pay close attention. There will be a test on this material later.

(via Featureman on YouTube)

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  • Melons_OYO

    You’re doing it wrong. Hold it in your hands like a man and eat it.

  • DaftWarhol

    THIS FUCKING GUY. He instantly got me at the Fork Cartel. I really cannot tell if he’s trolling or not. 

  • DaftWarhol

    Nvm, definitely a professional troll. Excellent. EXCELLENT.

  • Dr Coene

    I’ve suddenly been struck by the inherent absurdity of reality. I’ve
    reached Zen. This was the best 9 minutes and 52 seconds I have ever
    spent on the internet.

  • Dr Coene

     This guy is a God.

  • Zack Geurts

    I wonder how many times he said watermelon during this video.

  • Brittany King

    “I don’t know if you can complete something that is partial.”

    Words of wisdom right there!

  • djajs’pgrsizric, c

    wierd

  • djajs’pgrsizric, c

    he is trolling