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Man At Arms Makes (And Destroys Things With) Jake's Sword From Adventure Time

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  1. Entertainment

    Man At Arms Makes (And Destroys Things With) Jake’s Sword From Adventure Time

    Mathematical! Jake's sword in Aventure Time is adorably ineffectual - the hilt is longer than the blade! - but that's not going to stop master swordsmith Tony Swatton from tackling it. Watch as Swatton forges Jake's sword from scratch, then uses it in slow-motion to destroy stuff like watermelons (because Adventure Time doesn't always make sense).

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  2. Entertainment

    Holy Amazingness, Batman! There’s A New Batman Beyond Short With Kevin Conroy

    It's Bat Month over at DC Comics, in honor of Batman's 75th anniversary (he looks pretty good for his age, right?). Though they've been releasing all sorts of goodies in celebration, this new Batman Beyond short from the wonderful Darwyn Cooke is definitely the bat-best. It even features the one and only Batman forever, Kevin Conroy. Bat-swoon.

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  3. Gaming

    The Honest Trailer For Assassin’s Creed 4 Is Just Too Real, Man

    So apparently lots of people loved Assassin's Creed 4: Pirate Booty, which is cool, but there's no denying the game has some issues. Smosh Games has released their latest Honest Trailer about our fave not-assassin-assassin-pirate, and it really hits the mark. Please enjoy Ass-ass-in's Creed 4: I'm on a boat.

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  4. Weird

    Happy Easter! Here Is A Man Eating 100 Marshmallow Peeps In Two Minutes

    To everyone celebrating Easter today, hooray! You did it, Robonaut has risen again. Even if you're not celebrating, we're pretty sure you're going to want to watch this video of a guy breaking the world record for fastest Peep eating. That's got to be one hell of a sugar rush. Like, diabetic coma sugar rush.

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  5. Geekolinks

    Geekolinks 4/20

    Regardless of what you're celebrating today, Geekolinks has something for you! Including an Easter bunny/Alien mash-up, just because we can.

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  6. Weird

    This Animated Version Of Your Favorite Cat Videos Is Way More Beautiful Than We Originally Anticipated

    Remember Richard Swarbrick? A few months ago, he posted this Doctor Who animation that made us cry, and then really made us cry when we set it to a-ha's "Take On Me." Well, he's back with a brand-new video, turning your all-time favorite internet cat videos into this beautiful animation.

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  7. Tech

    This Guy Made An Actual, Working Spider-Man Web-Shooter And Whoa

    Spidey's web-shooters are the coolest and we all want them, obviously. But Patrick Priebe took his Spidey-love one step further and created actual, functioning versions of the web-shooters; one that's essentially a laser-guided harpoon gun, and, well, let's just call the other one a Burninator. Do want.

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  8. Space

    Watch SpaceX’s Dragon Cargo Ship Rendezvous With The ISS Early Sunday Morning

    Robotnaut may have left the Earth Friday, but fear not, mortals; the beings in the sky have heard your pleas. On the morning of Easter Sunday, after three days in space, your Robo-lord and savior shall rise again! You know, when SpaceX's cargo ship connects to the ISS, delivering Robonaut's legs, among other things. Why, what did you think I meant?

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  9. Science

    Orphan Black Premieres Tonight And Oh Hey Science Actually Cloned Adult Humans For Real

    Orphan Black is a fantastic speculative fiction show from Space and BBC America that follows the (sometimes-creepy, always-nerve wracking) journey of Sarah Manning, who discovers she is just one of many identical clones. Just in time for the season two premiere tonight, science has created cloned embryos from fully-grown humans. Whoa.

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  10. Geekolinks

    Geekolinks 4/19

    We know what you want, and what you want are terrifying Easter bunnies and adorable superheroes. All that and more in today's Geekolinks!

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  11. Entertainment

    #FollowFriday: Aaron Sagers (@aaronsagers)

    It's Friday, so it's time for our weekly #FollowFriday segment where we tell you who to follow on Twitter. This week it's entertainment writer and television host Aaron Sagers!

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  12. Weird

    Just In Time To Ruin Easter: Jelly Bean Milk and Springtime Eggnog

    Easter is a confusing holiday, guys. As if religion and a bunny who hides chicken eggs aren't complicated enough, apparently there's also a veritable cornucopia of truly weird seasonal dairy drinks to guzzle in celebration. Most alarming? Jellybean Milk and Easter Nog.

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  13. Geekosystem Podcast
    Episode 26: Pretty Little Lizards
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  14. Weird

    New Business Lets You Smash Stuff to Vent Your Frustrations

    Breaking stuff is a great release, and that's what Tom Farrenkopf of Boise, Idaho is banking on with his new business, Das Breakroom. He's charging people to come break stuff with sledgehammers, baseball bats, and other "instruments of destruction," as he calls them.

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  15. Science

    How Your Body Fights Viruses: An Animation [Video]

    Okay, wait. Your body doesn't fight viruses with an animation. Otherwise Osmosis Jones would be required viewing for all biology classes, and nobody wants that. But as this TED-Ed video explains using easy-to-understand visual metaphors, the way your cells create antibodies to fight off invading viruses is pretty ingenious.

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  16. Weird

    Nessie Lives! Loch Ness “Monster” Pictures Taken By Apple Maps

    Exciting news for "Nessie" enthusiasts: the plesiosaur (be she myth or be she monster) apparently lives! "Credible" images of the elusive beast have been taken for the first time in a year and a half, but you might need to be a Mac fan to find her.

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  17. Science

    T-Rex Didn’t Even Need Its Stupid Baby Arms

    We've all had a good laugh at the Tyrannosaurus Rex's tiny little arms. Well the joke's on us apparently. New research shows that T-Rex didn't even need its stupid little baby arms anyway. Turns out its neck did all the work.

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  18. Entertainment

    Dan Harmon Talks Six Seasons and a Movie, Donald Glover’s Return, and More With Hulu’s The Morning After

    Community's future was left in limbo with last night's finale, so the show's got about as much chance of coming back for another season as it's ever had. Hulu's The Morning After sat down with showrunner/creator Dan Harmon to talk about the show's future, what he would've done differently in the "gas leak year," and

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  19. Science

    3 Million-Year-Old Hidden World Found Under Greenland Glacier

    80% of Greenland is covered in an icy tundra that formed almost three million years ago, but apparently there's a lot more green hidden by the inhospitable landscape than previously thought: scientists have found an "antique" world 10,000 feet beneath the ice's surface and remarkably preserved by the country's natural ice box.

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  20. Entertainment

    A Bunch of Hilarious People Did a Table Read of Space Jam Last Month and We Are So Mad We Weren’t There

    Were you as devastated as we were when you found out that the rumors of a Space Jam sequel starring Kobe Bryant were all fake? Then you, like us, probably had very questionable taste during the '90s. Also, you'll wish you'd been at the UCB theater in Los Angeles to see this surprise table read of Space Jam last month.

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  21. Gaming

    Everyone Wins In Super Mario Remade With Nine Cats

    Lucky YouTuber 9 cats has, as the name suggests, nine cats. But does he keep that plethora of kitties to himself? No, he uses them for the good of humanity and graces the world with videos like this. Sadly, no fireballs here. Only adorable furballs. Nine of them.

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  22. Space

    SpaceX Is Launching Robonaut’s Legs and More Supplies to the ISS Today Starting at 2:15PM ET

    Robonaut's transformation to Doctor Octonaut was delayed on Monday when a helium leak forced SpaceX to scrub their ISS cargo launch. Fortunately, they're going to get another shot today, and you can watch the live coverage from NASA and SpaceX starting at 2:15PM ET. The launch is scheduled for 3:25PM ET.

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  23. Tech

    [Product Review] The Rokit Boost Rectangle Is a Bluetooth Speaker That Seems Bigger on the Inside

    Rokit Boost sent us their portable Bluetooth speaker "Rectangle" to test out. The Rectangle is little, but it's fierce. Standing at under three inches tall and less than six inches long, we were really surprised by the quality of sound and the sheer volume the Rectangle could throw out.

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  24. Weird

    Canada Is Working Hard To Bring The World A Pizza Cake

    Boston Pizza is a Canada-based chain that makes third-rate pies but first-rate hybrids of pizza and politics. As part of "their Pizza Game Changer" promotion you can vote right now for a hypothetical weird food innovation you want to see at a parlor near you. If you have strong feelings about Pizza Cake (as you should) then make your voice heard!

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  25. Entertainment

    New Jersey Community College Suspends Professor Because His Daughter Wore a Game of Thrones T-Shirt

    I think we can all agree GoT is not a safe show to watch with your kids. So, upon hearing that a community college recently suspended a professor over a GoT shirt his young daughter was wearing in a picture online, the mind reels at the possibilities. Just what could have been on that t-shirt? Headless Ned Stark? A bunch of naked women?

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  26. Entertainment

    Community Report Season 5 Episode 13 “Basic Sandwich”

    Last night was part 2 of Community's season(?) finale, and it hit predictably hard with the self-referential, "we're constantly on the edge of destruction but who cares?" stuff. Seriously, save Greendale, everyone. We're only one season away from completing the first half of six seasons and a movie! Here's how the fifth season wrapped up.

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  27. Uncategorized

    Geekolinks 4/18

    Shhh, the vegetables are sleeping, but you're awake, so check out William Shatner battling Shakespeare with a giant robot and more in Geekolinks!

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  28. Entertainment

    Start Your Day off in a Nerd Rage by Watching Everything Wrong With The Desolation of Smaug

    Remember when you were young, and you just liked movies because they were fun? Me neither. There's nothing more fun than pointing out problems in movies, so let's all let CinemaSins point out all the reasons we should be annoyed at The Desolation of Smaug, because we're a bunch of overcritical nerds, and we like it that way.

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  29. Weird

    Dog Barking at a Video of Itself Barking at a Video of Itself Barking at a…

    Are you attached to your flimsy grasp on sanity? Then don't watch this video of Holiday the dog barking at a video of herself barking at a video of herself barking at... probably the realization that reality is a facade and we're all just part of someone else's dream.

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  30. Weird

    Watch a Red Hot Ball of Nickel Bring Fiery Death to a Bunch of Peeps for Easter or Whatever

    Sunday is Peeps Appreciation Day, and YouTube's famous Red Hot Ball of Nickel is appreciating the hell out of them the only way it knows how: hot, fiery destruction. What is it about watching this flaming ball of metal destroy things that we love so much? Don't question. Just watch some Peeps get messed up.

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  31. Entertainment

    Prepare for Tonight’s Community Finale by Watching Joel McHale Scream at Billy Eichner and Play in the Mo’Lympics

    Community's finale is tonight, and hopefully that will be season finale and not series finale. #SaveGreendale, guys. So, here's Joel McHale being hilarious with Billy Eichner on Billy on the Street. The Mo'lympics are entertaining on their own, but stick around to the end to see the two have an incredible insult shouting match.

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