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Uncategorized Tuesday, October 23rd 2012 at 11:50 am

Girl Posts Ad Looking for Boyfriend on GitHub, Probably Nerdiest Personal Ad of All Time

We take a moment today to offer mad props to one Noriko Higashi. Noriko is a programmer in Tokyo who, tired of the state of the dating scene, decided to take her romantic fate into her own hands in maybe the best way we’ve ever heard, posting her list of romantic preferences (and yes, a few requirements, too) to GitHub in the hope that there is a romantic connection waiting in the wilderness of open source pet projects. We don’t know how sanguine we’d be on that point, but when you’re looking for a man who not only runs his own server, but will let you help him maintain it, well, there’s a fighting chance that GitHub is just going to beat the pants off of OkCupid on that front.

You can read Noriko’s list of preferences here, most of which are actually pretty standard. Someone who is not socially useless, will pitch in around the house, and is just generally not a jerk. These are not that much different from what we imagine most women want in a partner. (Full disclosure: We have proven time and again that we have no idea what women want in a partner.)

It’s not until she gets to her requirements for potential boyfriends who are also programmers that things get a little nerdy. Okay, a lot nerdy, but endearingly so, as in asking that her lover be able to write code that makes her weep tears of joy. That seems like a high bar, but not one we have oodles of context for, so hey, maybe not? Anyway, it takes all types, right?

We wish Noriko nothing but the best. It’s a jungle out there, and anyone who is putting themselves out there and trying to make a go of it will be sent whatever good vibes we can muster. One Protip, though, if we could: Never admit to liking Nickelback in a personal ad. Not even as a joke. The Internet hates that kind of thing.

(via BetaBeat)

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  • fail

    Looking good till Nickleback. Sorry I’m now quitely judging you based on your musical tastes. Good luck to her though.

  • k.

    “Someone who can tolerate social gaming companies like Zynga,”
    Clearly, she is a succubus from the 7th layer of hell. Good luck to her too, though!

  • Anonymous

    “Someone who has professional relationships, which have lasted at least one year, with over 20 people”

    WTF is a “professional relationship”? Would that mean I would have to keep friends with at least 20 people I’ve worked with for over a year each? Or… Do I need to be a professional “dater” who has dated at least 20 people for at least a year? Does not compute.

    “Someone who enjoys interacting with young children.”

    Do 16 year old’s count? (Jokes guys… Jokes)

    “Someone who can speak with a person of non-Japanese descent for over 20 minutes (even if the spoken language is Japanese).”

    What? I speak with people of non-Japanese descent every day… Never in Japanese, so no worries about that.

    “Someone who can make plans for leisure activities (trips, hobbies) and execute those plans.”

    My hobby is drinking (and my personality doesn’t change when I drink) and I execute that properly every single night.

    “Someone who can tolerate social gaming companies like Zynga, GREE, or Mobage.”

    Is “tolerate” the same as “not care/don’t use?”

    “Someone who does not, under any circumstances, become violent. (Required)”

    Crap… Why not just put up a “No ninja/s/zombies/pirates/Batmans required” tag in there? Now I’m definitely out of the running. I’m at least one of those.

    “Someone who can be open about money and how they earn a living.”

    This correlates with the whole “ninja/pirate/Batman” thing…

    “Someone capable of at least basic interaction with anyone, regardless of race, creed, or class.”

    I basically interact with people of all races, creeds and/or class…

    “Someone who has at least one hobby outside of work.”

    Already covered.

    “Someone who can play classic or jazz piano.”

    Oh… That’s reasonable. This doesn’t narrow down the selection at all.

    “Someone who can go the winter without turning on the AC/heater.”

    As a bum/pirate/ninja/Batman, I either don’t have that luxury or never have to turn on the heat/AC on my own…

    “Someone who plays at most only 1 hour of videogames a day, or at most only 30 minutes of TV.”

    Can we compromise? Can I not play for 3.5 hours a day, two days a week while drinking

  • Tyler

    Kind of sounds like a female version of Sheldon Cooper to me, and the list resembles the roommate/friendship agreement ;-) Good luck. though!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=547261992 Erynn Schwellinger

    I was thinking the same thing about lady gaga…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=547261992 Erynn Schwellinger

    A professional relationship: Relationships with one’s co-workers and/or business associates, former, current, or potential.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=547261992 Erynn Schwellinger

    This is one of the most unfussy lists I have ever read. Except for the software engineers.. I wish her the best of luck. It’s a shame none of the guys I know who match this one up are in Tokyo.