10 Badass Old Folks

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This Power Grid is dedicated to every elderly secondary character who tricked us into dismissing them at first, and then dropped our mouths open when they stood up and laid waste to a bunch of bad guys.

And we realized that the only difference between a young hero and and old hero is that the old hero has managed to survive to old age.

So why age gracefully when you can age like a boss? You don't necessarily have to be ex-CIA, either.

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Shepherd Book

Shepherd Book is the fatherly holy man who has attached himself, seemingly at a whim, to the crew of Firefly 's Serenity . He dispenses firm guidance and gentle wisdom in equal parts, and seems to... Read on...

Minerva McGonagall

Professor McGonagall is the most prototypical witch of the Harry Potter series. Including her frequent depictions with a pointed hat, she is also closely associated with cats, through her Animagus... Read on...

Théoden

So lets run down Theoden 's appearances in The Lord of the Rings . He ruled a tiny kingdom of nomads smack between a megalomaniacal wizard with an army of orcs on steroids, a nation of... Read on...

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Is there anyone more badass that James Bond? Perhaps his boss ? The person who could have him killed? The person who gets to decide whether to abandon him to torturers for more than a year? The... Read on...

Granny Weatherwax

Esmerelda Weatherwax goes by the appellate Granny, though she has never married and certainly has no grandchildren. The Dwarves call her a name that means "Go Round The Other Side of the... Read on...

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The Unintentional Hilarity of Twitter Spam Bots

Back Alley Internet is a recurring column in which we explore some of the weirder corners of the Internet and see what we can drudge up for your amusement and education. This week: We study the legions of Twitter bots that trawl the trending topics and spit out some unintentionally hilarious tweets.

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Eric Limer You have to tew two tutus?! I have to tew two tutus too!
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Max The Pizza and Pasta Foundation supports the federal SAUCE act. Ask your congressman to put some SAUCE on it!
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Eric Limer I like how if you make a mistake typing a popular URL, invariably the site you find is all "YOU'RE WINNER!" It's uplifting for a second.
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Max Spam for work involves a false teeth supplier and someone looking to buy magnetic plates.
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Eric Limer So that improv show was definitely a good idea. Ben Schwartz, Zach Woods, Justin Long, AND Adam Scott. #EverythingWentBetterThanExpected
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Max Got a lot crossed off my to-do list tonight, and I'm starting to feel significantly less freaked about about, well, life.
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Eric Limer I need trephination like I need a hole in the head.
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Max AIM CHAT: I like you, too. *belushis*
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Eric Limer Listening to Call Me Maybe and cropping screengrabs of Twitter bots. It's times like this that I really love my job.
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James Plafke Popular rapper Ladies Love Removed Eyes.
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Eric Limer I am genuinely enjoying using So.cl to make weird picture mash-ups. I just made a collage of becks. http://t.co/ulGbDbwn
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Eric Limer This Facebook IPO coverage needs to stop cuz I'm seriously sick of seeing Zuckerberg staring creepily at me from the top of every story.
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Max Put on your poodle skirts and choose your favorite syrup because we're gonna have a sock-hop at the iHop.
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James Plafke I just threatened my mom to email me something by telling her I'd discuss with her all the lady celebrities I'd have sex with.
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Max New Hallmark Card: "I held an extended conversation with you without being able to remember your name" Inside: "I'm sorry."
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Eric Limer To any of you bros who might like to ice me, I encourage you to act on that urge, bro.
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Eric Limer If anyone is looking for some totally garbled, nigh-incomprehensible ad copy, I'm your man.
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Eric Limer What? None of my Facebook friends are on So.cl? How can this be?!
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Eric Limer "Does this mustache look creepy? Experts are blind; can't tell."
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Rollin Bishop Lin Beifong is suddenly one of the best things about Legend of Korra.
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